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By: Jana @ HowToRunAHomeDaycare

Jana @ HowToRunAHomeDaycare — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 02:46:16 +0000

SOOOOooo funny. Love the one about the basket shortage. I laugh because……
I thought I was ready for Easter but then when I went to get the toys and candy I tucked away weeks ago (to arrange them in a basket and fill the plastic eggs) I couldn’t find them! I looked and looked! Talk about a good hiding spot, I can not remember where I hid them. So I had to make a last minute dash to the store and grab the last few Easter eggs off the bare shelves today. I’m sure it was that damn Easter bunny who found my loot and took the toys. How could I forget my own hiding spot. Couldn’t be mommy brain, oh no,…..must have been the Easter Bunny.

By: Bad Parenting Moments

Bad Parenting Moments — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 03:20:52 +0000

My sister-in-law and I, over the course of a bottle of wine, decided that we hate the Easter Bunny. There, I said it. I feel better. I almost told my children the big secret because I just can’t stand this bizarre tradition.

By: Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 12:47:10 +0000

The bunny deserves it. That. is. all. Ellen

By: Kelly @ In the Mom Light Blog

Kelly @ In the Mom Light Blog — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:05:35 +0000

I’m definitely getting mother of the year this year because I took my kid to an Easter egg hunt without an Easter basket and when I got there was like holy f*$%ing shit balls I don’t even have an Easter basket that I forgot to bring and he’s 3 so he probably should have one by now!!! I’ll blame that shit on the Easter bunny because that’s even worse than a cheap basket… on a serious note though, not that I’m going to shove Paleo crap into my kid’s Easter basket, but I am wondering about candy substitutes because what the hell am I going to give him when the shit show that ensues after a few bites of candy is like a horror movie (for me) that ends with the world’s worst headache BEFORE my nightly wine, so what the f is a whole effing basket of candy going to do?? ahhhhhh I can hear myself bitching out my inlaws already for making it two full baskets of candy. Ok, now I’m just rambling… thanks for the tip on blaming all of this on the bunny. PS – Right now, I’m going to blame my rambling on Shiraz that skanky ho…

By: adrienn

adrienn — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 23:47:45 +0000

My kids are 9 and 12. I can’t believe they still believe. I’m about to tell them myself because I’m sick of all the b.s.-hiding the baskets, hiding the eggs, the lying. Trying to explain that it’s really ok that a large stuffed animal comes into our house when we’re all sleeping to leave you a bunch of crap. They’re starting to have logical questions like “Does he have a key? Will you leave the door unlocked? What if a buglar comes instead of the Easter Bunny?” But after reading your post I realize there’s a different angle to all this…I need to use their belief to my advantage. And we never bought a damn elf. So luckily I don’t have to kill him off.

By: Shay

Shay — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:45:58 +0000

Oh my gosh, this entire list was freaking hilarious! And that is a huge compliment coming from me, because when someone has a funny post, I get mad that I didn’t think of it first. 🙂 Seriously, the smashing of the talking toy b/c after 3 glasses of wine, you thought it was calling you fat? And the Paleo diet–and his bad acting in Rise of the Guardians?? I am rolling over here. AWESOME post!!

By: Erica

Erica — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 17:54:34 +0000

That’s good stuff! I put her jelly beans one year in a cupcake holder that said “Happy Birthday” on the bottom. She called me on it & I said the bunny must recycle things she has on hand.