Funny Lists – Toulouse and Tonic

Daddy’s Parenting Wisdom

Toulouse — Thu, 13 Jul 2017 22:24:53 +0000

This post was actually written 3 years ago but my husband’s wisdom stands the test of time. Read it and weep (with laughter). This past weekend, I left my husband and the boys here to fend for themselves while I went to BlogU. To their credit, I barely heard from them the entire time I was […]

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Honest Beer Labels For Dads

Toulouse — Tue, 11 Jul 2017 01:21:49 +0000

Who deserves a brewski more than dad? Whether it’s Father’s Day or any other time of the year, dad has his own reasons for needing a beer. But wouldn’t it be a nice shortcut to which one he wants if we just went ahead and put the reason WHY he’s drinking on the label? My Honest Wine […]

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A Mardi Gras Drinking Game for Parents

Toulouse — Tue, 21 Feb 2017 19:59:39 +0000

Today’s post comes at a perfect time for my Mobile and New Orleans friends – and many others who celebrate Mardi Gras. We’re deep in the “throws” (hehe) of it right now and I can back up everything my friend, Annie, has written below. You just can’t get through the parades without a good drinking […]

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More Sexy Halloween Costumes For Moms

Toulouse — Tue, 04 Oct 2016 02:59:02 +0000

We know. You’ve spent all your time getting your little goblins and ghosts ready for Halloween and now you have nothing to wear yourself! And even worse, you’ll have to watch half the other women parade around as Sexy Pandas and Naughty Nurses while you sit in the house with the lights off because you’ve […]

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Funniest Moms On The Internet, Volume 6

Toulouse — Tue, 13 Sep 2016 17:26:04 +0000

It’s time for the next edition of my roundup of the funniest moms on the internet. I’ve been scouring the www collecting the most hilarious posts for you and here are the ones that stood out in the unbearable heat of summer. Find a seat in the shade and get to reading, and maybe put on some Depends. It’s gonna […]

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10 Unique Ideas For FREE Summer Activities With The Kids

Toulouse — Fri, 15 Jul 2016 17:52:42 +0000

Summer is really swinging now and if you’re anything like us, you’ve already spent way more money trying to entertain the kids (and yourself) than you should’ve. Well, Mike to the rescue. He has really outdone himself this time. I mean, he spent some real time thinking up the most UNUSUAL free things to do […]

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Top 10 Signs I Chose the Wrong Baby Daddy

Toulouse — Tue, 12 Jul 2016 14:29:11 +0000

This is a guest post by a friend of mine named Greta. She’s smart and funny and awesome and just happened to make a very bad choice in a Baby Daddy, so she thought she’d write about it for you. Did any of you choose the wrong baby daddy? *post contains affiliate links. If you […]

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10 Ways Boys Can Help You Burn More Calories

Toulouse — Tue, 28 Jun 2016 13:23:45 +0000

I have two boys, and even though I grew up with only sisters, I’m now in a male-centric household. It’s me, my husband, two crazy boys and a dog. At least the dog’s a girl. Solidarity, sister! <fist/paw bump> Between the constant stinky feet, pee all over my bathroom and boogers wiped on my furniture, some times […]

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9 Ways To Dewussify Your Child

Toulouse — Wed, 01 Jun 2016 02:17:09 +0000

Mike is sick and tired of the wussification of America and he wants you to stop your kids from turning into the little wussies he sees on playgrounds and in restaurants all over this damn country. I’m just gonna step out of the way like the wussy I am now and let him have the […]

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Teacher Gifts That Suck

Toulouse — Tue, 03 May 2016 22:49:34 +0000

Mike is back and for the first time ever, I think he truly wants to help you. I think Mike is here in an altruistic capacity. On a mission, if you will — to help you NOT SUCK. In particular, he wants you to not suck in teacher gift-giving. And he knows what sucks. He’s […]

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