Comments for Toulouse and Tonic

Comment on 9 Ways To Dewussify Your Child by Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 24 Sep 2019 18:23:34 +0000

I know a 13 year old boy who needs tucked in every night, doesnt know how to open a hot dog bun, and mom still packing him a Ziploc of dry cheerios!

Comment on 5 Reasons Winning a Nappie Award Sucks by Toulouse

Toulouse — Thu, 25 Jul 2019 13:43:46 +0000

In reply to Anonymous.

You either did not read the article or you don’t understand sarcasm and satire. Of course, it’s awesome to win – and that’s what the post actually says, silly.

Comment on 5 Reasons Winning a Nappie Award Sucks by Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 25 Jul 2019 08:20:06 +0000

What a graceless and ungrateful person you are. The Lagniappe is great. You, not so much. If you need a tiara that bad I’ll send you one. Rampaging insecurity. Sheesh.

Comment on 10 Signs Your Husband Is Too Comfortable With You. by Michelle

Michelle — Sun, 01 Apr 2018 03:27:19 +0000

That moment when you ask your husband a question about your hair and he tells you he wouldn’t notice if you didn’t wash it for a week. ?????

Comment on Win 8 of the Best Summer Books and a $250 Amazon Giftcard! by Lorraine Dockery

Lorraine Dockery — Wed, 07 Jun 2017 21:53:33 +0000

I would really like to read “My Grandmother Asked Me to Tell You She’s Sorry”. Sounds so interesting! I would love to read about the things Grandma is apologizing for! I keep thinking that we don’t usually know when our time is due and I should really start writing a journal for my grandchildren. I look forward to reading this Grandmas story!

Comment on Win 8 of the Best Summer Books and a $250 Amazon Giftcard! by Christine

Christine — Fri, 02 Jun 2017 15:21:18 +0000

The Happiness project sounds great. Looking forward to that

Thanks for the giveaway

Comment on Top 10 Ways to Get Your Husband To Leave Work On Time by Anon

Anon — Fri, 19 May 2017 20:13:21 +0000

Eish.Married people have to do all this lmfao. Haaaa lemme enjoy my single days kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Comment on The Elf on the Shelf is Dead by Where the Heart Is mom

Where the Heart Is mom — Tue, 11 Apr 2017 17:13:51 +0000

Haha! This is hilarious! We don’t do EOTS, but we do have some sneaky princess dolls that come to life right after Thanksgiving and cause mischief right up until Christmas Eve. They’ve gotten into candy, spilled cereal everywhere, took a Storm Trooper hostage, and decorated our Christmas tree with underwear. I need to hire out a hit on them too.

Comment on Top 10 Signs I Chose the Wrong Baby Daddy by Charity

Charity — Sun, 08 Jan 2017 07:59:35 +0000

My baby daddy bummed $10 off of our 9-year-old and paid her back with winning scratch-off lottery tickets. At least he tried to pay her back, that one time.

Comment on The Elf on the Shelf is Dead by Weekly Tip - Firing That Elf! - Bleeping Motherhood

Weekly Tip - Firing That Elf! - Bleeping Motherhood — Fri, 09 Dec 2016 19:42:11 +0000

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