Comments on: Top 10 Ways to Get Your Husband To Leave Work On Time

By: Anon

Anon — Fri, 19 May 2017 20:13:21 +0000

Eish.Married people have to do all this lmfao. Haaaa lemme enjoy my single days kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

By: Ann Parker

Ann Parker — Sat, 05 Apr 2014 00:02:14 +0000

I tell my husband that every day that he is late is a day that I will eat a pint of Ben & Jerrys in lieu of working out. At that rate, being late 3 days a week could mean 15-20 lbs in no time. Very effective. Be sure to toss lots of empty ice cream containers on top of the trash.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Fri, 21 Mar 2014 23:52:38 +0000

I call him and hand our three year old the phone. She knows when daddy is supposed to be home and cries when he’s late.

By: Dominique Dodds

Dominique Dodds — Mon, 07 Oct 2013 08:02:53 +0000

I LOVE THIS!

By: Hannah

Hannah — Mon, 05 Aug 2013 17:01:23 +0000

The other day the kids started filling up water balloons. I sent my husband a text that said u might want to duck and cover when u get home the kids r filling up a 100 water balloons nailing daddy with one is bonus points all is fair in love and war…..My husband sent back a whiny text that he would have his phone in his pocket and didn’t want to get his work clothes wet. His loving wife sent back YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED and a picture of a water balloon with his name on it. It is good to give ur husband something to look forward to when he gets home from work.

By: ashersmom

ashersmom — Sat, 06 Jul 2013 22:36:48 +0000

Hi donya!
Thanks for commenting. I know! It’s so hilarious that people take this seriously! I guess you can’t buy a sense of humor!

By: Donya

Donya — Thu, 04 Jul 2013 18:16:43 +0000

I just found your blog today and have already read through about half of it. I love your posts! It really is great to hear other moms being honest about how insane it is to be a SAHM! I also read all of the comments on this post and I think it’s hilarious that there are people taking this so seriously and think that they know someone else’s story!

I don’t have any ideas to add since my (second) husband is more than happy to come home on time. My ex was a US Marine when our son was a baby-toddler and was never home; I gave up trying to find ways to get him home sooner because he didn’t WANT to be home.

By: Allison

Allison — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:02:28 +0000

This was pretty funny! The Baskin Robbins one and the Stabby parts were my favs! I am “supposedly” on a diet,but can never say no to ice cream!!!Although I must admit,I think I read it wrong to start off with.(I have a husband who HATES getting out of bed in the mornings).Please think about writing another column for the wives like me,who have to practically shove the hubs out of bed,haha! I would so love it =D

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 04:12:35 +0000

TO THE RIGHTEOUS POSTER ABOVE: PASSIVE aggressive? The key word being “passive”…would you rather us be just aggressive??? Have you done this job?…there is a not a human on earth that can work AS HARD AS WE DO and not feel “agressive” when “overtime” is our nightly reward! WAKE UP, that’s what makes us good full-time parents; we are able to extend ourselves and give everything up until “the finish line” at the end of the day- when RELIEF comes into the door! OBVIOUSLY the above poster has NEVER BEEN AT HER JOB FOR AN EXTRA “hour or two” because the PERSON RELIEVING HER “lost track of time”.

By: Kat

Kat — Fri, 31 May 2013 05:43:41 +0000

So totally agree, I found this to be hilarious, I am a stay at home mom and hubby is a truck driver so when he hasn’t been home for a few days I get the dog barking and 3 year old yelling and send him a voice note, stay at home moms have the hardest jobs and when humourless troglodytes just cannot figure that out it makes me feel for their wives.