airplane – Toulouse and Tonic https://toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:39:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.17 39181224 20 Things That Never Get Old About Having Kids https://toulouseandtonic.com/things-kids-never-get-old-many-things/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/things-kids-never-get-old-many-things/#comments Tue, 26 Aug 2014 16:00:36 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6413 So many things about having kids are boring and stressful and repetitive and get old really, really fast.  Like diaper changing, wiping butts, the crying, the lack of sleep, the never-ending efforts to feed people involving shopping, cooking, cajoling and cleaning up.  The bathing, the fighting, the paci retrieving, the constant echo of “Mommy, mommy, mommy.” […]

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