beer – Toulouse and Tonic https://toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Fri, 19 Oct 2018 19:13:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.15 39181224 Honest Beer Labels For Dads https://toulouseandtonic.com/honest-beer-labels-for-dads/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/honest-beer-labels-for-dads/#comments Tue, 11 Jul 2017 01:21:49 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7389 Who deserves a brewski more than dad? Whether it’s Father’s Day or any other time of the year, dad has his own reasons for needing a beer. But wouldn’t it be a nice shortcut to which one he wants if we just went ahead and put the reason WHY he’s drinking on the label? My Honest Wine […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/honest-beer-labels-for-dads/feed/ 3 7389 Worst Date in the History of Time. And My New Book. https://toulouseandtonic.com/worst-date-in-the-history-of-time-and-my-new-book/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/worst-date-in-the-history-of-time-and-my-new-book/#comments Thu, 08 Aug 2013 12:15:42 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5410 I’ve waited a long time to tell this story.  Nope, that’s not true.  I’ve told this story in more bars, hair studios, restaurants, houses and parking lots than you can shake a stick at.  But I’ve waited a long time to tell it to YOU. My friends, the wait is over. Here for your belly-laughing […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/worst-date-in-the-history-of-time-and-my-new-book/feed/ 16 5410 8 Reasons It’s Better To Be a Guy Than a Girl. https://toulouseandtonic.com/8-reasons-its-better-to-be-a-guy-than-a-girl/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/8-reasons-its-better-to-be-a-guy-than-a-girl/#comments Tue, 07 May 2013 14:05:18 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5080 It’s time for another “What He Said, by Mike.”  In true Mike fashion, he’s giving us all the many, varied reasons he thinks it’s better to be a dude than a chick.  I can think of a few more, like, say, the higher salaries, the easy orgasms, the higher alcohol tolerance and the general lower […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/8-reasons-its-better-to-be-a-guy-than-a-girl/feed/ 4 5080 I Don't Want To Talk About That Right Now https://toulouseandtonic.com/i-dont-want-to-talk-about-that-right-now/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/i-dont-want-to-talk-about-that-right-now/#comments Thu, 01 Jul 2010 03:01:42 +0000 http://toulouseandtonic.wordpress.com/?p=930 A few years ago, I was backpacking through Europe with my homeslice, Michael, for two weeks, and we’d already stopped over in various unpronounceable, consonant-heavy cities in Germany (Ein mal beir, bitte), then moved on to Paris and Amsterdam when we decided to pop over to Brussels, Belgium for a little taste of their pride […]

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