Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
My friend Mike insists it’s better to be a guy than a girl. Go read it – I’ll wait. Better to be a guy?? I say he be trippin! While I know there are definitely a few advantages to being a guy (getting paid more to do the same job, for instance), I still think it’s […]
A million particles of cosmic riffraff dance in the first rays of morning sunshine creeping their way through my bedroom blinds. Even half asleep, seeing it makes me afraid to breathe in. These thoughts and my deeply furrowed brow might brand me a philosopher in your eyes. But no. It’s just a hangover. And it’s […]
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