elf on the shelf – Toulouse and Tonic https://toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:39:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.17 39181224 The Elf on the Shelf is Dead https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-dead/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-dead/#comments Thu, 03 Dec 2015 14:00:39 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5702 It’s been one year since our poor Mr. Jingles left us so tragically. A poor Elf on the shelf, gone way too soon. (For some people, but not for me.) Yes, it’s true. The Elf on the Shelf is dead. We are gathered together today to pay tribute to one of the fallen, Mr. Jingles. […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-dead/feed/ 29 5702 10 Things to Hate About the Holidays https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-things-to-hate-about-the-holidays/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-things-to-hate-about-the-holidays/#comments Thu, 19 Dec 2013 01:58:01 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5774 Oh yes, my friends.  Mike couldn’t let the holidays go by without a little something for you.  And why yes, it IS a middle finger.  Seasons greetings! 10 Holiday Ass Whips What he said, by Mike Planned Celebrations – At work I am a planner, at home I like to just go with the flow.  So, […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-things-to-hate-about-the-holidays/feed/ 3 5774 Naughty Doesn’t Begin To Describe It. https://toulouseandtonic.com/naughty-doesnt-begin-to-describe-it/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/naughty-doesnt-begin-to-describe-it/#comments Mon, 05 Nov 2012 15:22:11 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=3388 I love the Elf on the Shelf. Not because he’s “cute.” Seeing as I’ve had a crippling fear of creepy-looking dolls coming alive at night and grabbing my feet when I step out of bed since I saw Chucky way back when, I don’t tend to think things like this are “cute.” I love the […]

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