Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
So it’s not the grade we were working hoping for. But I have to give the kid credit for at least improving. Seeing as how he just totally bombed the last test 4 months ago. At least he passed part of it this time. Baby M failed his swallow test for thin liquids, so he’s […]
I’m so nervous this morning, I’m thinking of having a bowl of Xanax Krispies for breakfast. Baby M has his big swallow study in less than 2 hours. The last one was in June. He failed. Boy, did he fail. He aspirated on his second or third swallow of barium-laced milk. And then he proceeded […]
The day has finally come for me to say goodbye to my breast pump. We’ve had a long and complicated 8-month relationship. I know what you’re thinking. 8 months? 8 months is not a relationship, it’s a fling. Well, my dear, you couldn’t be more wrong. My pump and I have had a relationship that’s […]
A few nights ago, we had a very, very fussy baby on our hands. Nothing I did could make him happy. I picked him up, I put him down, I rocked him, I jiggled him, I patted his bottom, I talked to him, I sang to him. That one was probably a bad call. Finally, […]
Unless you or a close family member or friend have ever had a baby decide to come into this world really, really early, you probably have no idea what the preemie world is like. That was me a few months ago. My first son was born full-term without incident. This one, not so much. Go ahead and […]
