holidays – Toulouse and Tonic https://toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:39:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.17 39181224 More Sexy Halloween Costumes For Moms https://toulouseandtonic.com/more-sexy-halloween-costumes-for-moms/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/more-sexy-halloween-costumes-for-moms/#comments Tue, 04 Oct 2016 02:59:02 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=8331 We know. You’ve spent all your time getting your little goblins and ghosts ready for Halloween and now you have nothing to wear yourself! And even worse, you’ll have to watch half the other women parade around as Sexy Pandas and Naughty Nurses while you sit in the house with the lights off because you’ve […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/more-sexy-halloween-costumes-for-moms/feed/ 3 8331 The Sexiest Halloween Costumes for Moms https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-sexiest-halloween-costumes-for-moms/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-sexiest-halloween-costumes-for-moms/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:10:26 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7518 While you’re out there on the internet trying to choose between the Sexy Donald Trump costume and the Sexy Pizza Rat costume, I thought I’d give you some better alternatives. Why? Because your family keeps you busy and these sexy halloween costumes for moms are so DIY, you’re probably already dressed. But first, go check […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-sexiest-halloween-costumes-for-moms/feed/ 8 7518 New Year’s Eve Before Kids and After Kids https://toulouseandtonic.com/new-years-eve-kids-kids/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/new-years-eve-kids-kids/#comments Fri, 26 Dec 2014 01:38:00 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6869 Sometimes I miss the old days where my New Year’s celebration ended with my head in the toilet from drinking too much champagne instead of my kid’s head in the toilet because he’s caught yet another stomach virus. Either way there’s vomit involved but at least I had earned it the fun way before kids. […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/new-years-eve-kids-kids/feed/ 2 6869 10 Things to Hate About the Holidays https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-things-to-hate-about-the-holidays/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-things-to-hate-about-the-holidays/#comments Thu, 19 Dec 2013 01:58:01 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5774 Oh yes, my friends.  Mike couldn’t let the holidays go by without a little something for you.  And why yes, it IS a middle finger.  Seasons greetings! 10 Holiday Ass Whips What he said, by Mike Planned Celebrations – At work I am a planner, at home I like to just go with the flow.  So, […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-things-to-hate-about-the-holidays/feed/ 3 5774 The More Bang For Your Buck Gift Guide for Toddlers https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-more-bang-for-your-buck-gift-guide-for-toddlers/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-more-bang-for-your-buck-gift-guide-for-toddlers/#comments Sun, 08 Dec 2013 03:59:46 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5729 This post is several years old (my kids are now 9 and 4) and I just went down the list and I still stand by everything I said. These are the things they played with the most and the longest. At 9 and 5, they are still playing with the magnatiles, the gears, the bath […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-more-bang-for-your-buck-gift-guide-for-toddlers/feed/ 6 5729 The Gift of #Luvocracy https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-gift-of-luvocracy/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-gift-of-luvocracy/#comments Tue, 03 Dec 2013 15:52:14 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5686 This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Luvocracy. I have a gifting faux pas story I’ve never shared with anyone.  It’s been about 6 years since it happened and today, I’m getting it off my chest by sharing it not with one friend, but with every single one of you. My […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-gift-of-luvocracy/feed/ 3 5686 Win $500 and manhandle the holidays LIKE A BOSS. https://toulouseandtonic.com/win-500-and-manhandle-the-holidays-like-a-boss/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/win-500-and-manhandle-the-holidays-like-a-boss/#comments Thu, 07 Nov 2013 14:46:11 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5622 CheckedTwice is a free online gift registry for families and friends to create and collaborate on holiday and special occasion wishlists – making gift-giving simple, organized, and fun. CheckedTwice makes it easy to add gift ideas from anywhere, create and manage lists for younger children, share gift giving across family, friends, and other groups, and […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/win-500-and-manhandle-the-holidays-like-a-boss/feed/ 3 5622 Traveling With Kids: Oh Holy Hell https://toulouseandtonic.com/traveling-with-kids-oh-holy-hell/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/traveling-with-kids-oh-holy-hell/#comments Tue, 27 Nov 2012 02:00:43 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=3638 Traveling with kids is a nightmare. Don’t even get me started on the hours and hours of packing. Let’s just talk about the actual traveling portion of the event. I’m the kind of person who will have to pee for 2 hours before I’ll stop just because I wanna “make good time.”  I’ll pack a […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/traveling-with-kids-oh-holy-hell/feed/ 17 3638 Naughty Doesn’t Begin To Describe It. https://toulouseandtonic.com/naughty-doesnt-begin-to-describe-it/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/naughty-doesnt-begin-to-describe-it/#comments Mon, 05 Nov 2012 15:22:11 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=3388 I love the Elf on the Shelf. Not because he’s “cute.” Seeing as I’ve had a crippling fear of creepy-looking dolls coming alive at night and grabbing my feet when I step out of bed since I saw Chucky way back when, I don’t tend to think things like this are “cute.” I love the […]

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