Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
As most of you know, I’m rather fond of writing about my husband. You know, things like how I can’t understand a single word out of his mouth, and how I have to go to dramatic lengths to get him home from work on time, and how I test out his level of psychosis with […]
Today, I’m wishing that I had $1 for every pageview my blog has had over the last 10 months. Cuz then I’d have One Miiiiiiiillion Dollars! (just another way Dr. Evil and I are exactly alike). But just in case you were wondering, uh, nope. No, I don’t. But what I do have is YOU […]
Today is the realization of a lifelong dream for me. Over the weekend, just a little earlier than I was expecting, I was published. In a real book. That you can buy. And that I can, like, autograph. If anyone wants. (looksdownkicksrocks) And in 48 hours, that book — I Just Want To Pee Alone […]
My mind has been mommy-fied. Or mommy-fried. I am pickled. Saturday, I had an idea for a funny piece about how different watching the Oscars as a parent is from watching the Oscars as a person without kids. I wrote it, prepared graphics and posted it, but it was Saturday afternoon. And the Oscars […]
