love – Toulouse and Tonic https://toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:39:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.17 39181224 How Do You Backstep From Hussy? https://toulouseandtonic.com/how-do-you-backstep-from-hussy/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/how-do-you-backstep-from-hussy/#respond Thu, 21 Jan 2016 23:27:56 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7815 I know that sounds like a new dance but it’s not. At least, not yet. Today, the little girl that broke my son’s heart decided after a couple of months that she wants to be his girlfriend again. He is ecstatic. Like soul-singing happy. It’s strange because he talked about his broken heart for a couple […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/how-do-you-backstep-from-hussy/feed/ 0 7815 Don’t Vajazzle Your Vajiggle Jaggle and 20 Other Things I Wish I Knew When I Was 20. https://toulouseandtonic.com/dont-vagazzle-your-vagiggle-jaggle-and-20-other-things-i-wish-i-knew-when-i-was-20/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/dont-vagazzle-your-vagiggle-jaggle-and-20-other-things-i-wish-i-knew-when-i-was-20/#comments Tue, 06 May 2014 19:00:08 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=3046 Every now and then I want to be inspirational.  It’s not that often, perhaps, but even I stop wisecracking once in a while and get serious.  Today I’m sharing one of my favorite pieces, full of very real – but still very funny – advice to my niece. All the things I wish I knew when […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/dont-vagazzle-your-vagiggle-jaggle-and-20-other-things-i-wish-i-knew-when-i-was-20/feed/ 67 3046 26 Ways To Make Sure Your Future Daughter-in-law Loves You. https://toulouseandtonic.com/25-ways-make-future-daughter-law-love/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/25-ways-make-future-daughter-law-love/#comments Mon, 17 Feb 2014 01:51:24 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5889 Although I wanted daughters my whole life, I ended up having two awesome boys instead. I’ve always been a bit of a guy’s girl so in the end, someone knew better than I did. But coming from a family of all girls, I was really scared when I found out I was carrying a member […]

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