peeing – Toulouse and Tonic https://toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:39:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.17 39181224 5 Things I Thought I’d Never Let My Kids Do in Public. https://toulouseandtonic.com/5-things-i-thought-id-never-let-my-kid-do-in-public/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/5-things-i-thought-id-never-let-my-kid-do-in-public/#comments Mon, 19 May 2014 17:42:50 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=3284 Back when I was engaged and preparing to move, I had a giant garage sale. Friends came over to “help” but really to drink Bloody Marys and hang out. In the late morning, a lady showed up with her kid who I’m guessing was about 5 or 6. She proceeded to take her own sweet […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/5-things-i-thought-id-never-let-my-kid-do-in-public/feed/ 25 3284 Romance and the bedwetter https://toulouseandtonic.com/romance-bed-wetter/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/romance-bed-wetter/#comments Wed, 26 Feb 2014 03:41:11 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5912 A million particles of cosmic riffraff dance in the first rays of morning sunshine creeping their way through my bedroom blinds.  Even half asleep, seeing it makes me afraid to breathe in.  These thoughts and my deeply furrowed brow might brand me a philosopher in your eyes.  But no.  It’s just a hangover.  And it’s […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/romance-bed-wetter/feed/ 5 5912 8 Reasons It’s Better To Be a Guy Than a Girl. https://toulouseandtonic.com/8-reasons-its-better-to-be-a-guy-than-a-girl/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/8-reasons-its-better-to-be-a-guy-than-a-girl/#comments Tue, 07 May 2013 14:05:18 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5080 It’s time for another “What He Said, by Mike.”  In true Mike fashion, he’s giving us all the many, varied reasons he thinks it’s better to be a dude than a chick.  I can think of a few more, like, say, the higher salaries, the easy orgasms, the higher alcohol tolerance and the general lower […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/8-reasons-its-better-to-be-a-guy-than-a-girl/feed/ 4 5080 Traveling With Kids: Oh Holy Hell https://toulouseandtonic.com/traveling-with-kids-oh-holy-hell/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/traveling-with-kids-oh-holy-hell/#comments Tue, 27 Nov 2012 02:00:43 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=3638 Traveling with kids is a nightmare. Don’t even get me started on the hours and hours of packing. Let’s just talk about the actual traveling portion of the event. I’m the kind of person who will have to pee for 2 hours before I’ll stop just because I wanna “make good time.”  I’ll pack a […]

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