Now this a product worth pooping on. Lalaloopsy Diaper Surprise. Yes, that’s right – this baby is better than yours. This one shits jewelry. Need proof? Watch the commercial.
How To Sabotage the 3-Day Potty Training Method in 2 Days or Less
July 9, 2014 by 16 Comments
In honor (actually in horror) of the fact that I’m entering the potty training phase with child number 2 (heehee, I said #2), I thought it was time for me to reshare this little gem with you from my first potty-training attempt with Asher, when he was 2. We tried the 3 day potty training […]
The One Where The Baby Puts His Finger In My Mouth
October 28, 2013 by 9 Comments
“Eye,” the baby says, shoving his chubby little finger into my eye socket. “Eye!” I grab his finger and gentle-up his prodding. “Yes, eye,” I say. I point at mine. “Mommy’s eye.” I point at his. “Meyer’s eye.” He smiles with pride at his accomplishment. “Where’s mommy’s nose,” I ask. “Nooooose?” Drawing it out, inflection […]
Shame on Me. And You and You and You.
October 9, 2012 by 14 Comments
I gotta warn you — this time it’s personal. Last week’s mom shaming trend was a little controversial on the internets. A friend got the trend started (Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva – her current post features a load of mom-shamers) and then a bunch of other hilarious and honest women carried it on. […]
Another Poop Story. Yes, Indeed.
June 7, 2011 by Leave a Comment
Last week, I took Asher with me to my podiatrist visit. We checked in and headed into the waiting room. Grabbing opportunity by the balls, I opened the restroom door and said, “Let mommy run to the potty real quick before we see the doctor.” “Okay,” Asher said, smiling around at all the other folks […]
