1.  Kate Middleton is in labor and the royal baby will be here soon.

2.  The shirt I’m wearing is slightly wrinkled.

3.  The baby is currently sucking the cheese off of each individual macaroni.

4.  I haven’t cleaned the lint filter in my dryer in a while.

5.  Kris Jenner has her own talk show.

6.  They make toothpaste for dogs.

7.  My dishwasher leaves water spots on my glasses.

8.  Coffee might be bad for me.

9.  My bed is unmade.

10.  My toenail polish turned out gray with a greenish undertone instead of gray with a blueish undertone.

Yawn.


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