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8 Reasons It’s Better To Be A Girl Than A Guy

May 21, 2014 by Toulouse 4 Comments

My friend Mike insists it’s better to be a guy than a girl. Go read it – I’ll wait. Better to be a guy?? I say he be trippin! While I know there are definitely a few advantages to being a guy (getting paid more to do the same job, for instance), I still think it’s […]

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10 Signs Your Husband Is Too Comfortable With You.

March 27, 2013 by Toulouse 56 Comments

This week, I presented another post in the feature, “What He Said, by Mike.” This one about how to know when your wife has gotten too comfortable with you. Mike presents valid arguments like she wears sweats and socks to bed and offers a complete lack of grooming down below…IF she offers anything. Am I […]

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10 Signs Your Wife Is Too Comfortable With You.

March 26, 2013 by Toulouse 15 Comments

Hey ladies, it’s that time again. So many of you enjoyed Mike’s guest post, “The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Married to a Pregnant Woman” that I brought him back for more. This time, he’s telling it like it is about women letting it slide after they’ve been married awhile. What’s “it,” you ask? […]