Comments on: The Berenstain Bears And Too Much TV: BITCH PLEASE.

By: Two Crazy-Funny Bloggers Walk into a Bar

Two Crazy-Funny Bloggers Walk into a Bar — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 20:03:58 +0000

[…] Toulouse and Tonic is another blonde broad who tells it like it is – and remind me not to be at her house at bedtime story hour without an wearing an adult undergarment. Oh, my…you’ve never heard The Berenstain Bears sound like this before!! […]

By: Friday Faves - New friends to follow - Youre My Favorite Today

Friday Faves - New friends to follow - Youre My Favorite Today — Fri, 07 Mar 2014 15:30:59 +0000

[…] also took a turn on the character assassination carousel, but she tore apart a Berenstain Bears book, and I may or may not have peed my pants from laughter every time I read it (which I will admit was […]

By: Alice

Alice — Wed, 05 Mar 2014 21:58:04 +0000

OMG, I love it. Papa Bear IS totally hen pecked. And you also noticed that Mama looks seriously ticked off – and it’s in every book too! I wrote a post about these irritating, preachy stories a while back. Notice the covers of the books – it’s like she’s about to murder her family every single time. http://aliceatwonderland.wordpress.com/2013/06/21/alice-and-too-much-birthday-cake/

By: Francieholden

Francieholden — Fri, 07 Feb 2014 15:50:30 +0000

I think this blog is hilarious! But I must admit that I’m sanctimonious in that way. I have to limit the TV or my little one would watch it all day if she had her choice. I have been successful in keeping it off all day at times and my daughter has grown used to it and we do other things instead. That damn TV! This sanctimonious mom is even thinking about getting rid of it altogether because I like what happens in our house when my little one doesn’t watch it. Piano. Art. Outside play. I say right on for the sanctimonious bitch of a bear! We all gotta be sanctumonious bitches at some point.

By: Toulouse

Toulouse — Thu, 02 Jan 2014 22:05:10 +0000

Yeah, we’re a multi-faith family around here so it can get a little touch and go with the moralizing and the preaching. I just hate them overall but the boy loves them. Argh.

By: Andrew Cole

Andrew Cole — Mon, 23 Dec 2013 14:20:12 +0000

I never thought it was possible for Mama to be more of a cunt than she is in the TV version of this story, but apparently so. We have a few of the books at the house, and our son loves them, but we also watch some of the TV versions as well since it’s free on demand. I hadn’t read the book yet, but found the TV version overbearing (pun intended).

Anyway, Berenstain bears sucks. They usually teach rotten morals when they aren’t missing the point outright. They are also preachy in more ways than one. While not overtly religious, the messages strike a particularly Christian tone that is unappreciated.

By: Character Assassination Carousel by Nicole Leigh Shaw — Bonbon Break

Character Assassination Carousel by Nicole Leigh Shaw — Bonbon Break — Wed, 23 Oct 2013 21:01:47 +0000

[…] Here’s a hilarious blasting by Toulouse and Tonic of the Berenstain Bears, where sanctimony goes to breed. She took down “Too Much TV.” […]

By: ashersmom

ashersmom — Thu, 20 Jun 2013 19:59:12 +0000

I write all the time, Laura. Welcome!

By: LauraK

LauraK — Thu, 20 Jun 2013 19:54:53 +0000

Oh. My. God. I know this is more than a year late but honestly, I just came across this via Pinterest and I am laughing so hard I have TEARS rolling down my face. Best post I’ve read in at least 6 months. Thanks for the laugh. Gotta go troll around now and see if you’re still writing…

By: Mere

Mere — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:35:51 +0000

I literally have not been able to read a Berenstain Bear book the same since I first read this post.