http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-dead/ Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Wed, 07 Jun 2017 21:53:33 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.12 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-dead/#comment-57797 Tue, 11 Apr 2017 17:13:51 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=5702#comment-57797 Haha! This is hilarious! We don’t do EOTS, but we do have some sneaky princess dolls that come to life right after Thanksgiving and cause mischief right up until Christmas Eve. They’ve gotten into candy, spilled cereal everywhere, took a Storm Trooper hostage, and decorated our Christmas tree with underwear. I need to hire out a hit on them too.

]]> http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-dead/#comment-54465 Fri, 09 Dec 2016 19:42:11 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=5702#comment-54465 […] from Toulouse and Tonic laid it out straight for her kids: “I told them solemnly about his mid-air collision with a […]

]]> http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-dead/#comment-28088 Mon, 09 Mar 2015 15:00:27 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=5702#comment-28088 Sorry Im just getting overwhelmed with what you did.

]]> http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-dead/#comment-28087 Mon, 09 Mar 2015 14:59:10 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=5702#comment-28087 I don’t think you would like to be your kids figuring out your favorite thing got ran over by a loved one that is just elf hat man.

]]> http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-dead/#comment-28086 Mon, 09 Mar 2015 14:56:59 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=5702#comment-28086 I don’t think you would like it if you were your kids and figured out your favorite thing got ran over by a loved one.

]]> http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-dead/#comment-28085 Mon, 09 Mar 2015 14:52:16 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=5702#comment-28085 Why did you run the adorable elf over with the car I do not like what you did lying is wrong what’s with elf hate?

]]> http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-dead/#comment-28084 Mon, 09 Mar 2015 14:47:13 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=5702#comment-28084 You lied to your children about running over their elf?

]]> http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-dead/#comment-28083 Mon, 09 Mar 2015 14:45:15 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=5702#comment-28083 I can’t believe what you or whoever ran over that elf they are adorable how could you do that

]]> http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-dead/#comment-24050 Wed, 10 Dec 2014 17:50:28 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=5702#comment-24050 Hysterical. Thanks for the laugh. I need to hire a hit man on my elf.

]]> http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/the-elf-on-the-shelf-is-dead/#comment-24023 Tue, 09 Dec 2014 18:40:42 +0000 http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/?p=5702#comment-24023 Oh, I’m SO glad I’m too old to have had an EOTS for my kids. As a young, crafty (don’t hate) mother of 1, I would have totally bought into it, only to grow to hate the little bugger by kid #3, but by that time unable to break free of his evil hold!
Then again, we didn’t have internet, Pinterest, blogs and such to goad us into being over-achievers. Thank heaven for small mercies. The standard we had to live up to was pretty primitive – keeping the kids fed, healthy & relatively clean.

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