I’m a little woozy this morning from hunger, even after my granola bar and banana. BUT, I’ve lost 2 pounds. Which, if you do the math, is 1/2 pound per day. If I reach around to the area just below my butt, I can actually grab a little bit of fabric on my pants that […]

Today is the day I start to eat my words. Trust. I’d have eaten them already if I thought they’d be satisfying. My blood sugar has stabilized a bit as I’ve gotten used to eating smaller portions and out of the bug-zapping brain fog, some things have started to occur to me. 1. The Carb […]

Here is what I had for breakfast this morning on the Carb Lovers Diet. The diet called for another banana shake but I just couldn’t stomach the idea. Mainly because when I have a meal, I need to CHEW. So I went for the alternate breakfast, which is meant for people who need to eat […]

This was my Carb Lovers lunch today. Seriously? Seriously. In the book, they go on and on about how what you eat at meals is supposed to increase satiety (suh-tee-ity, you probably know that but I had to look it up) so you’re not hungry between. But honestly, I have been nothing but hungry. And […]

The first two hours were rough. I had a liquidy/milky banana shake that was neither good nor bad but was indeed very bad at making me not hungry. I also skipped my coffee because The Carb Lovers Diet allows you only 2 teaspoons of low-fat milk in your coffee and no sweetener. I don’t even […]

Being a mother is hard. Being a mother on a diet is almost impossible. And — here’s the really frightening part — I’ve only been on The Carb Lovers Diet for 2 hours. I’m scared. And hungry.

Have an Eggcellent Easter!