Husbands – Toulouse and Tonic https://toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Fri, 19 Oct 2018 19:13:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.15 39181224 Daddy’s Parenting Wisdom https://toulouseandtonic.com/daddys-parenting-wisdom/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/daddys-parenting-wisdom/#comments Thu, 13 Jul 2017 22:24:53 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6218 This post was actually written 3 years ago but my  husband’s wisdom stands the test of time. Read it and weep (with laughter). This past weekend, I left my husband and the boys here to fend for themselves while I went to BlogU.  To their credit, I barely heard from them the entire time I was […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/daddys-parenting-wisdom/feed/ 4 6218 Honest Beer Labels For Dads https://toulouseandtonic.com/honest-beer-labels-for-dads/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/honest-beer-labels-for-dads/#comments Tue, 11 Jul 2017 01:21:49 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7389 Who deserves a brewski more than dad? Whether it’s Father’s Day or any other time of the year, dad has his own reasons for needing a beer. But wouldn’t it be a nice shortcut to which one he wants if we just went ahead and put the reason WHY he’s drinking on the label? My Honest Wine […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/honest-beer-labels-for-dads/feed/ 3 7389 How To Test Your Marriage https://toulouseandtonic.com/how-to-test-your-marriage/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/how-to-test-your-marriage/#respond Tue, 26 Jul 2016 11:00:05 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7788 Everyone who’s been around here for a while knows I like to play tricks on my husband. One of my very favorite is The Spaghetti Squash Test aka the “How To Torture Your Obsessive Compulsive Husband test.” I consider these “tricks” little tests that measure the strength of our marriage. Shut your trap, some of us […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/how-to-test-your-marriage/feed/ 0 7788 Top 10 Signs I Chose the Wrong Baby Daddy https://toulouseandtonic.com/top-10-signs-chose-wrong-baby-daddy/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/top-10-signs-chose-wrong-baby-daddy/#comments Tue, 12 Jul 2016 14:29:11 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=8232 This is a guest post by a friend of mine named Greta. She’s smart and funny and awesome and just happened to make a very bad choice in a Baby Daddy, so she thought she’d write about it for you. Did any of you choose the wrong baby daddy? *post contains affiliate links. If you […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/top-10-signs-chose-wrong-baby-daddy/feed/ 3 8232 Terrible Marriage Tips https://toulouseandtonic.com/terrible-marriage-tips/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/terrible-marriage-tips/#respond Tue, 22 Sep 2015 13:23:37 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7087 I’m sort of known for talking about my marriage (and my husband) and giving what might possibly be terrible marriage tips – all in good humor of course. But I honestly think there are probably some good lessons to be mined, even from my story about torturing my obsessive-compulsive husband with a spaghetti squash. Very specific, I […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/terrible-marriage-tips/feed/ 0 7087 Mumbling Through Marriage https://toulouseandtonic.com/mumbling-through-marriage/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/mumbling-through-marriage/#comments Thu, 05 Feb 2015 07:30:04 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5474 I recently ran across this post of mine from about a year and a half ago and couldn’t stop laughing. My husband and I – our communication is bad but somehow it works for us. Read on for guaranteed LOLs. “Is zis a mas freezer man?” Gabe says to me as he passes through the […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/mumbling-through-marriage/feed/ 31 5474 15 Things My Husband Would Never Figure Out Without Me https://toulouseandtonic.com/15-things-husband-never-figure-without/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/15-things-husband-never-figure-without/#comments Sat, 13 Dec 2014 02:02:11 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6750 Earlier in the week, I wrote 15 Things I Would Never Figure Out Without My Husband but let’s be real.  The main reason I wrote that is so I could write this. And though the title 15 things my husband would never figure out without me is slightly inflammatory, it’s still funny.  I admit, my husband is a […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/15-things-husband-never-figure-without/feed/ 7 6750 15 Things I Would Never Figure Out Without My Husband https://toulouseandtonic.com/15-things-never-figure-without-husband/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/15-things-never-figure-without-husband/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2014 17:41:58 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6752 I’ll be honest with you. The title 20 things I would never figure out without my husband is not particularly accurate. I’m pretty smart and used to be very self-sufficient before I had someone around upon which to foist my learned helplessness. I’d probably figure out (or already know) how to do most of these things if I […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/15-things-never-figure-without-husband/feed/ 1 6752 20 Things That Never Get Old About Having Kids https://toulouseandtonic.com/things-kids-never-get-old-many-things/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/things-kids-never-get-old-many-things/#comments Tue, 26 Aug 2014 16:00:36 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6413 So many things about having kids are boring and stressful and repetitive and get old really, really fast.  Like diaper changing, wiping butts, the crying, the lack of sleep, the never-ending efforts to feed people involving shopping, cooking, cajoling and cleaning up.  The bathing, the fighting, the paci retrieving, the constant echo of “Mommy, mommy, mommy.” […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/things-kids-never-get-old-many-things/feed/ 6 6413 8 Signs Your Husband Is Annoying You Around The House https://toulouseandtonic.com/8-signs-your-husband-might-be-annoying-you-around-the-house/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/8-signs-your-husband-might-be-annoying-you-around-the-house/#comments Thu, 14 Aug 2014 16:00:45 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=3176 The kids are back in school today, FINALLY, so next week I’ll at last have a chance to write something new for you.  In the meantime, here’s one of my more popular posts about my husband and his annoying household habits.  Enjoy – and add your  thoughts in the comments! I’m not sure what happens […]

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