No, you still can’t pee alone. Here’s Why.

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You loved the book “I Just Want To Pee Alone” enough to make it a New York Times Best Seller. I can only assume you’ve been sitting around for the last two years salivating over the idea of a sequel. Well, salivate no more. Or rather, salivate harder. Because it’s here!

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I STILL Just Want To Pee Alone is finally available today!

I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is the third installment in the national best-selling series of anthologies published by Throat Punch Media. The previous two have sold over 40,000 copies to date. I Just Want to Pee Alone hit the NYT list in Feburary and are both continually ranked in the top 20 of their category on Amazon. And oh, I’m in all 3. So these books are successful DESPITE that. They have to be good. šŸ˜‰

Here’s a taste of mine. You won’t be remotely surprised I’m writing about life with boys. Because they’re nuts and everyday is a surprise and I’ll never understand their fascination with the word “poop,”Ā nor the insane state of being they end up in every single day about 5pm – and if I don’t laugh about it, I’ll never survive it.

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I Still Just Want To Pee Alone is full of funny essays about motherhood from a bunch of kick ass mom bloggers and not only are they the kind of hilarity you need to survive motherhood, the essays are also nice and short, so you can actually finish one in the minusculeĀ amount of time you’re able to hide in the bathroom without someone opening the door and asking you for a grilled cheese sandwich with no cheese. Hold the bread too.

Buy it on amazon. Buy it on kindle. Get it from iTunes. Or Barnes & Noble.

If you somehow missed the first book, get it too! There’s a reason it’s sold enough copies to make the NYT Best Sellers List.
NYT best selling book I Just Want To Pee AloneAnd if you like to make fun of your husband (okay, maybe it’s just me), you should also pick up I Just Want To Be Alone. My story is about the time I drank a bunch of margaritas and turned my husband into a calico cat. He didn’t think it was very funny but you will. A real stand-out in this book is a story called, “It’s Beans, Bitch.” Trust me, LOL from beginning to end.

Order "I Just Want To Be Alone," the sequel to the best-selling book "I Just Want To Pee Alone" now!Special thanks to Jen at People I Want To Punch In The Throat for loving you enough to put out these funny anthologies and a big shout-out to the other kick ass bloggers in this awesome new book, “I STILL Just Want To Pee Alone.” Here’s a list. Check out their blogs too!

Jen Mann of People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Bethany Kriger Thies of Bad Parenting Moments

Kim Bongiorno of Let Me Start By Saying

Alyson Herzig of The Shitastrophy

JD Bailey of Honest Mom

Kathryn Leehane of Foxy Wine Pocket

Suzanne Fleet of Toulouse and Tonic

Nicole Leigh Shaw of Nicole Leigh Shaw, Tyop Aretist

Meredith Spidel of The Mom of the Year

Rebecca Gallagher of Frugalista Blog

Rita Templeton of Fighting off Frumpy

Darcy Perdu of So Then Stories

Christine Burke of Keeper of The Fruit Loops

Amy Flory of Funny Is Family

Robyn Welling of Hollow Tree Ventures

Sarah del Rio of est. 1975

Amanda Mushro of Questionable Choices in Parenting

Jennifer Hicks of Real Life Parenting

Courtney Fitzgerald of Our Small Moments

Lola Lolita of Sammiches and Psych Meds

Victoria Fedden of Wide Lawns and Narrow Minds

Keesha Beckford of Mom’s New Stage

Stacia Ellermeier of Dried-on Milk

Ashley Allen of Big Top Family

Meredith Bland of Pile of Babies

Harmony Hobbs of Modern Mommy Madness

Janel Mills of 649.133: Girls, the Care and Maintenance Of

Kim Forde of The Fordeville Diaries

Stacey Gill of One Funny Motha

Beth Caldwell of The Cult of Perfect Motherhood

Sarah Cottrell of Housewife Plus

Michelle Back of Mommy Back Talk

Tracy Sano of Tracy on the Rocks

Linda Roy of elleroy was here

Michelle Poston Combs of Rubber Shoes In Hell

Susan Lee Maccarelli of Pecked To Death By Chickens

Vicki Lesage of Life, Love, and Sarcasm in Paris

Kris Amels of Why, Mommy?

Mackenzie Cheeseman of Is there cheese in it?

Tracy DeBlois of Orange & Silver

I’d love it if you came and hung out on my Facebook page with me! That way we can go into more details about the human puppies that are little boys! (Special thanks to my friend Ellen at Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms for coming up with that analogy).

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