boobs – Toulouse and Tonic https://toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:39:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.17 39181224 The Craft-haters Guide to Crafting https://toulouseandtonic.com/craft-haters-guide-crafting/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/craft-haters-guide-crafting/#comments Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:33:52 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6267 It’s probably wrong of me to call myself a craft-hater. Although I don’t love it (and I’m clearly not good at it – see my #CraftFails) – every now and then, if something seems easy enough I’ll give it a try. Because even I will admit that it feels good to have someone say, “You […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/craft-haters-guide-crafting/feed/ 3 6267 Don’t Vajazzle Your Vajiggle Jaggle and 20 Other Things I Wish I Knew When I Was 20. https://toulouseandtonic.com/dont-vagazzle-your-vagiggle-jaggle-and-20-other-things-i-wish-i-knew-when-i-was-20/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/dont-vagazzle-your-vagiggle-jaggle-and-20-other-things-i-wish-i-knew-when-i-was-20/#comments Tue, 06 May 2014 19:00:08 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=3046 Every now and then I want to be inspirational.  It’s not that often, perhaps, but even I stop wisecracking once in a while and get serious.  Today I’m sharing one of my favorite pieces, full of very real – but still very funny – advice to my niece. All the things I wish I knew when […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/dont-vagazzle-your-vagiggle-jaggle-and-20-other-things-i-wish-i-knew-when-i-was-20/feed/ 67 3046 Where Boobs Belong #livelovelingerie https://toulouseandtonic.com/boobs-belong/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/boobs-belong/#comments Tue, 01 Apr 2014 16:36:24 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6038 This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Figleaves but I LOVE this company so you can bet my opinions are my own. True story:  When Asher was 3, we took  a little family vacation to the beach. One morning, the two of us went into the bedroom to put on our swimsuits. […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/boobs-belong/feed/ 2 6038 Milk Goddess https://toulouseandtonic.com/milk-goddess/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/milk-goddess/#comments Mon, 05 Aug 2013 12:13:33 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=4792 Confession: I wanted to be Miss America when I was a little girl. Worse confession: I was actually in training for it, if you consider being in a few “Toddlers & Tiaras” and high school/college pageants being “in training” for Miss America. My titles were few and far between. I believe I was officially “Little […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/milk-goddess/feed/ 6 4792 Breaking Up is Hard To Do. Kicking My Breast Pump To The Curb. https://toulouseandtonic.com/breaking-up-is-hard-to-do-kicking-my-breast-pump-to-the-curb/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/breaking-up-is-hard-to-do-kicking-my-breast-pump-to-the-curb/#comments Thu, 27 Sep 2012 15:50:30 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=2912 The day has finally come for me to say goodbye to my breast pump. We’ve had a long and complicated 8-month relationship. I know what you’re thinking.  8 months?  8 months is not a relationship, it’s a fling. Well, my dear, you couldn’t be more wrong. My pump and I have had a relationship that’s […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/breaking-up-is-hard-to-do-kicking-my-breast-pump-to-the-curb/feed/ 13 2912 Milestones https://toulouseandtonic.com/milestones/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/milestones/#comments Mon, 17 Sep 2012 20:11:06 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=2854 Current milestones at our home: A, Age: 5 Started kindergarten Didn’t get kicked out of kindergarten.  Fingers crossed, 4 weeks in. Decided of his own volition to start calling me by my first name instead of mommy, which puts me in danger of having an Amber Alert taken out on me.  Especially when he screams […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/milestones/feed/ 2 2854 Boob Men https://toulouseandtonic.com/boob-men/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/boob-men/#comments Wed, 21 Mar 2012 23:01:51 +0000 http://toulouseandtonic.wordpress.com/?p=2485 My lactating boobs are out-of-control big. Actually, big is just not enough of a word for ’em. They were BIG when I was pregnant (see The Top Ten Sucky Things About Being Pregnant.) Actually, they were more HUGE than BIG. But since I’ve started producing milk, these things have entered a whole new stratosphere. Now […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/boob-men/feed/ 2 2485 Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Married to a Pregnant Woman https://toulouseandtonic.com/top-10-sucky-things-about-being-married-to-a-pregnant-woman/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/top-10-sucky-things-about-being-married-to-a-pregnant-woman/#comments Thu, 22 Dec 2011 20:05:32 +0000 http://toulouseandtonic.wordpress.com/?p=2084 After I wrote one of my popular posts, The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Pregnant, a very old friend, Mike, wrote me to say he’d had a strong reaction to my list.  Such a strong reaction that he’d penned his own version — The Top Ten Sucky Things About Being Married To A Pregnant Woman. I’d […]

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