finding the funny – Toulouse and Tonic https://toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:39:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.17 39181224 100 Funny Kid Quotes That Will Make You LOL https://toulouseandtonic.com/100-funny-kid-quotes-that-will-make-you-lol/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/100-funny-kid-quotes-that-will-make-you-lol/#comments Sun, 22 Nov 2015 14:00:12 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7371 Today, my 3yo told me he’d be right back, he was just going to the “diamond room” for a minute. As much as it might sound to you like we’re running a strip club in our home, I’m pretty sure he meant the room where we eat dinner. That’s just the beginning of the funny […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/100-funny-kid-quotes-that-will-make-you-lol/feed/ 3 7371 The Sexiest Halloween Costumes for Moms https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-sexiest-halloween-costumes-for-moms/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-sexiest-halloween-costumes-for-moms/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:10:26 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7518 While you’re out there on the internet trying to choose between the Sexy Donald Trump costume and the Sexy Pizza Rat costume, I thought I’d give you some better alternatives. Why? Because your family keeps you busy and these sexy halloween costumes for moms are so DIY, you’re probably already dressed. But first, go check […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-sexiest-halloween-costumes-for-moms/feed/ 8 7518 How To Give Your Kids a 1980s Halloween https://toulouseandtonic.com/give-kids-1980s-halloween/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/give-kids-1980s-halloween/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2015 06:42:01 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6591 Miss the Halloweens of your youth? Give your kids an old-fashioned Halloween! I love Halloween but I have to admit, it’s not what it used to be (even in my Sexiest Halloween Costume). When I was a young ‘un, we ran wild in the streets in unsupervised packs. We tilted our heads back and poured straws full […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/give-kids-1980s-halloween/feed/ 4 6591 The Sound That’s Going To Make Your Head Explode https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-sound-thats-going-to-make-your-head-explode/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-sound-thats-going-to-make-your-head-explode/#respond Tue, 29 Sep 2015 17:05:55 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7504 Since my youngest boy became verbal, I’ve found that I mostly use only a handful of words, phrases and sounds on a daily basis – most of them meant to either stop a fight between the two boys or get them to stop making all the sounds. *post contains affiliate links I really think that […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-sound-thats-going-to-make-your-head-explode/feed/ 0 7504 Funniest Moms on The Internet – Volume 4 https://toulouseandtonic.com/funniest-moms-on-the-internet-volume-4/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/funniest-moms-on-the-internet-volume-4/#respond Tue, 30 Jun 2015 13:00:17 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7346 It’s time for my (semi) monthly roundup of the funniest mom blogs I’ve read lately. I’ve been running around the internet collecting the most hilarious posts for you and here are the ones that stood out in this hot sweaty month of June. Get a glass of sangria, hold the neck of your shirt out and […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/funniest-moms-on-the-internet-volume-4/feed/ 0 7346 Unprofessional Parenting Advice https://toulouseandtonic.com/unprofessional-parenting-advice/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/unprofessional-parenting-advice/#respond Tue, 02 Jun 2015 13:00:44 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7089 *post contains affiliate links I am known far and wide for my professional parenting advice. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face even over the internet on that one. What I’m actually known for, if anything, is finding the humor in this crazy, imperfect, chaotic, relentless job called parenting. And so here for you is […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/unprofessional-parenting-advice/feed/ 0 7089 I STILL Just Want To Pee Alone – More of the Funniest Mom Blogs on the Internet – Volume 2 https://toulouseandtonic.com/read-more-of-the-funniest-mom-blogs-on-the-internet-volume-2/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/read-more-of-the-funniest-mom-blogs-on-the-internet-volume-2/#comments Tue, 24 Feb 2015 15:52:34 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6989 * This post contains affiliate links It’s time for round 2 of The Funniest Mom Blogs on the Internet (you can find Round 1 here) and these are some of my favorite posts of the entire last year because you deserve the best. Happy reading! But first – guess what? I’m in a new book. […]

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