Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
I haven’t been out on New Year’s Eve in 7 years. I’ll give you one guess at the age of my oldest kid. But it seems that staying home on New Year’s Eve is just a byproduct of being a parent. Even the babysitters wanna go out that night so if you have kids, you’re […]
I’m a little obsessed with Halloween. Always have been. It’s not the scary stuff. It’s not the candy. For me, it’s all about playing dress-up. I may like who I am. But boy, do I like to be somebody else. And I don’t just dress up. I COMMIT to my character. If I’m Courtney Love, […]
“ For some reason, whenever Asher and Gabe role-play various scenarios, Ash always wants my husband to be a girl. He wanted his dad to be a “big old queen.” More recently, while playing superheros, he told Gabe he had to be Superwoman because his arms looked like a girl. And today, to really cap […]
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