1. Kate Middleton is in labor and the royal baby will be here soon.
2. The shirt I’m wearing is slightly wrinkled.
3. The baby is currently sucking the cheese off of each individual macaroni.
4. I haven’t cleaned the lint filter in my dryer in a while.
5. Kris Jenner has her own talk show.
6. They make toothpaste for dogs.
7. My dishwasher leaves water spots on my glasses.
8. Coffee might be bad for me.
9. My bed is unmade.
10. My toenail polish turned out gray with a greenish undertone instead of gray with a blueish undertone.
Yawn.
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I just ate 15 chicken mcnuggets.
Shay recently posted…You Are NOT the Father 2.0
I am so with you. I don’t care at all.
Except maybe do something about #4…I hear tell that’s a fire hazard
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I might take a shower today. Probably.
Adrienn recently posted…Recapping my Week with this Crappy List
I need to take another shower today. And I may … or may not have … or may have consumed enough calories to be considered in the blimp category tomorrow.
Evil Joy recently posted…To each their own
Thanks, I thought I was the only one.
xo
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