Pregnancy – Toulouse and Tonic https://toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:39:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.17 39181224 Funniest Moms On The Internet, Volume 6 https://toulouseandtonic.com/funniest-moms-internet-volume/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/funniest-moms-internet-volume/#respond Tue, 13 Sep 2016 17:26:04 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=8260 It’s time for the next edition of my roundup of the funniest moms on the internet. I’ve been scouring the www collecting the most hilarious posts for you and here are the ones that stood out in the unbearable heat of summer. Find a seat in the shade and get to reading, and maybe put on some Depends. It’s gonna […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/funniest-moms-internet-volume/feed/ 0 8260 Expecting Your Second Child And Freaking Out The First One Will Suffer? https://toulouseandtonic.com/mom-loses-mind-goes-psycho-over-bringing-second-child-into-family/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/mom-loses-mind-goes-psycho-over-bringing-second-child-into-family/#respond Wed, 08 Jun 2016 16:15:08 +0000 http://toulouseandtonic.wordpress.com/?p=2576 I found this unpublished post that I wrote right after Meyer came home from the NICU four years ago and I have no idea why I never published it. I suspect it has something to do with 5-7 doctor appointments per week at the time but anyway, I read it and remembered so clearly the […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/mom-loses-mind-goes-psycho-over-bringing-second-child-into-family/feed/ 0 2576 20 Things The Second Baby Taught Me https://toulouseandtonic.com/20-things-second-baby-taught/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/20-things-second-baby-taught/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2014 20:24:59 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5904 My little one will be 3 in a couple of months and I’m feeling nostalgic as his babyhood slips away.  I remember wondering if there was enough room in my heart to love another child as much as I loved the first one.  Turns out, there was no need to worry — and this one from […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/20-things-second-baby-taught/feed/ 10 5904 The Day A Baby Accidentally Fell Out Of My Vajayjay. https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-day-a-baby-accidentally-fell-out-of-my-vagina/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-day-a-baby-accidentally-fell-out-of-my-vagina/#comments Mon, 10 Nov 2014 18:38:29 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=3596 Spoiler alert:  Meyer is almost 4 now.  But our story is pretty crazy and I’ll never forget the preemie journey.  Nothing can prepare you for it and nothing can get you through it except great medical technology and professionals, prayers, luck and love. Here’s my crazy preemie birth story. This time last year, I was in […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-day-a-baby-accidentally-fell-out-of-my-vagina/feed/ 25 3596 3 Facts About Kids That Will Save You Tons of Money https://toulouseandtonic.com/3-things-know-kids-will-save-tons-money/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/3-things-know-kids-will-save-tons-money/#respond Sat, 04 Oct 2014 19:08:42 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6555 Allow me to save you some money by giving you the benefit of my financial wisdom after having 2 children.  Believe me, I’ve made the mistakes (some of them twice) and my wallet is empty.  Here are some ways you can avoid the same mistakes and keep your money for things they’ll actually need. 1. […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/3-things-know-kids-will-save-tons-money/feed/ 0 6555 10 (more) Sucky Things About Being Married to a Pregnant Woman https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-sucky-things-married-pregnant-woman/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-sucky-things-married-pregnant-woman/#comments Wed, 23 Jul 2014 13:56:04 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6440 A while back, I invited a friend of mine named Mike to write a guest post for my blog after he sent me some thoughts about my post The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Pregnant.  Let’s just say that Mike is not afraid to go there.  His post The Top 10 Sucky Things About […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-sucky-things-married-pregnant-woman/feed/ 3 6440 The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Pregnant https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-top-10-sucky-things-about-being-pregnant/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-top-10-sucky-things-about-being-pregnant/#comments Mon, 14 Apr 2014 15:00:09 +0000 http://toulouseandtonic.wordpress.com/?p=2038 I haven’t been pregnant in more than 2 years (ahem, thank goodness with how this one went down), yet this is still one of my most popular posts.  I guess it’s all you women who, despite all these sucky things about being pregnant, keep doing it again and again and again.  ; )  Sooo, I […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-top-10-sucky-things-about-being-pregnant/feed/ 33 2038 26 Ways To Make Sure Your Future Daughter-in-law Loves You. https://toulouseandtonic.com/25-ways-make-future-daughter-law-love/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/25-ways-make-future-daughter-law-love/#comments Mon, 17 Feb 2014 01:51:24 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5889 Although I wanted daughters my whole life, I ended up having two awesome boys instead. I’ve always been a bit of a guy’s girl so in the end, someone knew better than I did. But coming from a family of all girls, I was really scared when I found out I was carrying a member […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/25-ways-make-future-daughter-law-love/feed/ 22 5889 10 Differences Between First And Second Time Moms https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-differences-first-second-time-moms/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-differences-first-second-time-moms/#comments Tue, 21 Jan 2014 13:36:45 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5845 I originally wrote this post for the blog Mommy Shorts when she was just on the verge of explosion into second-time motherhood.  I’d already been there for about 9 months at the time and was constantly struck by how different I was with the second one than the first one.  With Asher, everything had to […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-differences-first-second-time-moms/feed/ 34 5845 Useful Ideas For Useless Baby Products https://toulouseandtonic.com/useful-ideas-for-useless-baby-products/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/useful-ideas-for-useless-baby-products/#comments Thu, 22 Aug 2013 18:23:10 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5436 I had my first baby 6 years ago last week.  How did he get to be 6 already??? On his birthday, between muffin-making and school-party-attending, I was obsessing thinking about how exciting it was to find out I was pregnant with Asher and then I started thinking about how freaking obsessed with baby products I […]

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