WTF? – Toulouse and Tonic https://toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:39:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.17 39181224 My Night With Prince (a sorrowful goodbye) https://toulouseandtonic.com/my-night-with-prince-a-sorrowful-goodbye/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/my-night-with-prince-a-sorrowful-goodbye/#respond Fri, 22 Apr 2016 01:50:48 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=8009 The night I spent with Prince still stands as one of the sexiest nights I’ve ever experienced in my life. There were no milk baths. Thousands of candles were not flickering around the bathtub as we faced each other while he gave me that sexy smirk. We were not at Paisley Park nor in a swanky […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/my-night-with-prince-a-sorrowful-goodbye/feed/ 0 8009 This Unicorn Changed The Way I Poop https://toulouseandtonic.com/this-unicorn-changed-the-way-i-poop/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/this-unicorn-changed-the-way-i-poop/#comments Thu, 24 Mar 2016 00:24:42 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7943 I used to work in the ad business and I’m one of those people who like the commercials way better than the football during the Superbowl. That being said, it’s hard to impress me when it comes to ads. I’ve written them, I’ve produced them, I’ve (yawn) just about seen it all. And then I […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/this-unicorn-changed-the-way-i-poop/feed/ 2 7943 This Car Wash Made Me Fail At Adulting. https://toulouseandtonic.com/this-car-wash-made-me-fail-at-adulting/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/this-car-wash-made-me-fail-at-adulting/#comments Wed, 16 Mar 2016 22:39:23 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7952 Dear Gas Station Attendant I had an unwanted encounter with this morning: I am a little sorry that I scared you. You see, I had dropped off my older child at school and was on my way to drop off the younger one. We were running out of gas and weren’t particularly pressed for time, so […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/this-car-wash-made-me-fail-at-adulting/feed/ 1 7952 3 Awesomely Ridiculous Foods You Can’t Live Without (and the amazon reviews to prove it) https://toulouseandtonic.com/3-awesomely-ridiculous-foods-you-cant-live-without-and-the-amazon-reviews-to-prove-it/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/3-awesomely-ridiculous-foods-you-cant-live-without-and-the-amazon-reviews-to-prove-it/#respond Wed, 15 Jul 2015 02:06:08 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7442 If your kids are picky eaters like mine, and you’re always exhausted like me, then you have to start doing all your grocery shopping at Amazon.com. Kids are ridiculous about eating and deserve these awesomely ridiculous food products (and you deserve to read the reviews because if there’s anything a parent needs – it’s the […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/3-awesomely-ridiculous-foods-you-cant-live-without-and-the-amazon-reviews-to-prove-it/feed/ 0 7442 The Day A Baby Accidentally Fell Out Of My Vajayjay. https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-day-a-baby-accidentally-fell-out-of-my-vagina/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-day-a-baby-accidentally-fell-out-of-my-vagina/#comments Mon, 10 Nov 2014 18:38:29 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=3596 Spoiler alert:  Meyer is almost 4 now.  But our story is pretty crazy and I’ll never forget the preemie journey.  Nothing can prepare you for it and nothing can get you through it except great medical technology and professionals, prayers, luck and love. Here’s my crazy preemie birth story. This time last year, I was in […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-day-a-baby-accidentally-fell-out-of-my-vagina/feed/ 25 3596 Lalaloopsy Diaper Surprise https://toulouseandtonic.com/la-la-loopsy-diaper-surprise/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/la-la-loopsy-diaper-surprise/#comments Tue, 28 Oct 2014 18:57:23 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6696 Now this a product worth pooping on. Lalaloopsy Diaper Surprise.  Yes, that’s right – this baby is better than yours.  This one shits jewelry. Need proof?  Watch the commercial. Did you hear what I heard? “Lalaloopsy Diaper Surprise. Stars and Hearts and Flowers.” Here are some surprising things I’ve found in my boys’ diapers: -an […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/la-la-loopsy-diaper-surprise/feed/ 7 6696 10 (more) Sucky Things About Being Married to a Pregnant Woman https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-sucky-things-married-pregnant-woman/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-sucky-things-married-pregnant-woman/#comments Wed, 23 Jul 2014 13:56:04 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6440 A while back, I invited a friend of mine named Mike to write a guest post for my blog after he sent me some thoughts about my post The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Pregnant.  Let’s just say that Mike is not afraid to go there.  His post The Top 10 Sucky Things About […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-sucky-things-married-pregnant-woman/feed/ 3 6440 The Proper Way to Accept a Gift You Hate https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-proper-way-to-accept-a-gift-you-hate/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-proper-way-to-accept-a-gift-you-hate/#comments Wed, 16 Jul 2014 17:37:37 +0000 http://toulouseandtonic.wordpress.com/?p=259 A couple of years ago, I gave my husband a Wii for Christmas.  He was very happy.  So happy in fact, that he played way into the wii hours (see what I did there?) of the night and was so focused on the TV screen, he almost burned down the house.  But more on that […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/the-proper-way-to-accept-a-gift-you-hate/feed/ 6 259 21 Ways to Tell if You’re Becoming Your Mother https://toulouseandtonic.com/20-ways-tell-youre-becoming-mother/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/20-ways-tell-youre-becoming-mother/#comments Tue, 01 Jul 2014 01:44:05 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5857 Some people can’t wait to become the woman that is their mother.  Other women have spent their young lives thinking, “I’ll never be like that.”  But guess what?  You will.  The minute you have a kid, it starts and before you know it – you’ve morphed into her.  Wonder if it’s happening to you?  Here are […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/20-ways-tell-youre-becoming-mother/feed/ 10 5857 Top 10 Habits of Highly Annoying Facebookers https://toulouseandtonic.com/top-10-everyday-facebook-annoyances/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/top-10-everyday-facebook-annoyances/#comments Mon, 23 Jun 2014 16:36:36 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6286 It’s time for another What He Said by Mike and this time he’s taking on Facebook. While Mike readily admits that he does most of these things too, he doesn’t think that makes any of them less annoying. Read on and let us how many annoying Facebook habits you’re guilty of. 1. Reply fishing – saying something […]

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