Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
As most of you know, I’m rather fond of writing about my husband. You know, things like how I can’t understand a single word out of his mouth, and how I have to go to dramatic lengths to get him home from work on time, and how I test out his level of psychosis with […]
Do you love reading? Enjoy free stuff? Did you miss the boat on summer’s GIGANTIC, multi-blog reading giveaway and you want another chance to win?!?! Well, we’ve delivered, except for one tiny difference – this time, it’s EVEN BIGGER! Even more of your favorite bloggers have joined together to bring you the hugest giveaway on […]
I’ve waited a long time to tell this story. Nope, that’s not true. I’ve told this story in more bars, hair studios, restaurants, houses and parking lots than you can shake a stick at. But I’ve waited a long time to tell it to YOU. My friends, the wait is over. Here for your belly-laughing […]
My kindergartner’s spring break was last week and I was lucky enough to have two awesome books tucked into my bag as we pulled out of the driveway on vacation. I can hear what you’re saying right now. How the hell did you find time to read two, let alone one book while on “vacation” […]
Today is the realization of a lifelong dream for me. Over the weekend, just a little earlier than I was expecting, I was published. In a real book. That you can buy. And that I can, like, autograph. If anyone wants. (looksdownkicksrocks) And in 48 hours, that book — I Just Want To Pee Alone […]
My mind has been mommy-fied. Or mommy-fried. I am pickled. Saturday, I had an idea for a funny piece about how different watching the Oscars as a parent is from watching the Oscars as a person without kids. I wrote it, prepared graphics and posted it, but it was Saturday afternoon. And the Oscars […]
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