Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
Everyone who’s been around here for a while knows I like to play tricks on my husband. One of my very favorite is The Spaghetti Squash Test aka the “How To Torture Your Obsessive Compulsive Husband test.” I consider these “tricks” little tests that measure the strength of our marriage. Shut your trap, some of us […]
I’m sort of known for talking about my marriage (and my husband) and giving what might possibly be terrible marriage tips – all in good humor of course. But I honestly think there are probably some good lessons to be mined, even from my story about torturing my obsessive-compulsive husband with a spaghetti squash. Very specific, I […]
Earlier in the week, I wrote 15 Things I Would Never Figure Out Without My Husband but let’s be real. The main reason I wrote that is so I could write this. And though the title 15 things my husband would never figure out without me is slightly inflammatory, it’s still funny. I admit, my husband is a […]
I’ll be honest with you. The title 20 things I would never figure out without my husband is not particularly accurate. I’m pretty smart and used to be very self-sufficient before I had someone around upon which to foist my learned helplessness. I’d probably figure out (or already know) how to do most of these things if I […]
A while back, I invited a friend of mine named Mike to write a guest post for my blog after he sent me some thoughts about my post The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Pregnant. Let’s just say that Mike is not afraid to go there. His post The Top 10 Sucky Things About […]
I bet you follow a few of your favorite mom bloggers, right? But it’s impossible to keep up with everyone all the time. So just to make sure you’re not missing anything so funny, you’ll pee yourself, I thought I’d do a little Hilarious Mom Blog round-up. Here are some of my favorite funny mom […]
A good friend and I were recently reminiscing about our single days and she reminded me of this little gem of a pickup line a guy once used on me. As I was leaving the dance floor in a noisy club, he grabbed my arm, leaned into my ear and shouted, “You dance sexy — […]
As most of you know, I’m rather fond of writing about my husband. You know, things like how I can’t understand a single word out of his mouth, and how I have to go to dramatic lengths to get him home from work on time, and how I test out his level of psychosis with […]
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