How To Test Your Marriage

Test Your Marriage. Will it hold up? - @toulousentonic

Everyone who’s been around here for a while knows I like to play tricks on my husband. One of my very favorite is The Spaghetti Squash Test aka the “How To Torture Your Obsessive Compulsive Husband test.” I consider these “tricks” little tests that measure the strength of our marriage. Shut your trap, some of us […]

8 Reasons It’s Better To Be A Girl Than A Guy

8 reasons it's better to be a girl than a guy by Toulouse & Tonic

My friend Mike insists it’s better to be a guy than a girl.  Go read it – I’ll wait. Better to be a guy?? I say he be trippin!  While I know there are definitely a few advantages to being a guy (getting paid more to do the same job, for instance), I still think it’s […]

26 Ways To Make Sure Your Future Daughter-in-law Loves You.

Never lose your boys! 26 ways i'm making sure my future daughter in law loves ME! - toulouse & tonic

Although I wanted daughters my whole life, I ended up having two awesome boys instead. I’ve always been a bit of a guy’s girl so in the end, someone knew better than I did. But coming from a family of all girls, I was really scared when I found out I was carrying a member […]

10 Ways To Annoy Your Man During the Super Bowl

ways to take your man's attention away from football

*To prove that I’m not into Pro Ball, the following post is an older one and the teams I talk about in here are not even the teams playing in the SuperBowl. I don’t think. Either way, the post is funny and the techniques will work to annoy your man to death. So proceed. I’m […]

10 Things I’ll Never Understand About Men

woman screaming, things i'll never understand about men

Last week, my friend Mike presented us with a brand new What He Said entry called 10 Things I’ll Never Understand About Women.  He made some good points but you know there’s no way I can leave that kind of thing unanswered.  So just for you, Mike and also for the vast number of women […]

10 Things I’ll Never Understand About Women

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Mike’s been married for over 2 decades and yet he still doesn’t understand very much about women, by his own admission.  In today’s “What He Said, by Mike,” he lays out his top 10 burning questions for you ladies.  Please feel free to school him in the comments.  I’ll hold him down while you beat […]

Lies Men Tell Women

the top lies men tell women

                              A couple of weeks ago, I was inspired by some of my facebook friends to write Lies Woman Tell Themselves.  Which naturally led right into Lies Men Tell Themselves. But a series about LIES would be nothing without the ones […]

Lies Men Tell Themselves

Top 15 lies men tell themselves

On Tuesday, after having some real sour cream and realizing I’d been lying to myself for a decade about the low-fat stuff, I wrote THE TOP LIES WOMEN TELL THEMSELVES. Now it’s time to turn the tables. Because men do it too, baby. So here are The Top 15 Lies Men Tell Themselves. 1. I can […]

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