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How Do You Backstep From Hussy?

January 21, 2016 by Toulouse Leave a Comment

How do you back step from the word HUSSY? When your kid gets his heart broken - @toulousentonic

I know that sounds like a new dance but it’s not. At least, not yet. Today, the little girl that broke my son’s heart decided after a couple of months that she wants to be his girlfriend again. He is ecstatic. Like soul-singing happy. It’s strange because he talked about his broken heart for a couple […]

Filed Under: Mommy stuff, Raising boys, rants Tagged With: break ups, broken hearts, love

Don’t Vajazzle Your Vajiggle Jaggle and 20 Other Things I Wish I Knew When I Was 20.

May 6, 2014 by Toulouse 67 Comments

Every now and then I want to be inspirational. It’s not that often, perhaps, but even I stop wisecracking once in a while and get serious. Today I’m sharing one of my favorite pieces, full of very real – but still very funny – advice to my niece. All the things I wish I knew when […]

Filed Under: Funny Lists, Mommy stuff, rants, Serious Stuff Tagged With: boobs, bras, brazilian, bucket list, chemistry, confidence, Cosmo, Cosmopolitan magazine, dessert, fingernails, hair extensions, intuition, kegels, kids, love, mean girls, sexting, style, trends, vagazzling, vagiggle jaggle, waxing, wine

26 Ways To Make Sure Your Future Daughter-in-law Loves You.

February 16, 2014 by Toulouse 22 Comments

Never lose your boys! 26 ways i'm making sure my future daughter in law loves ME! - toulouse & tonic

Although I wanted daughters my whole life, I ended up having two awesome boys instead. I’ve always been a bit of a guy’s girl so in the end, someone knew better than I did. But coming from a family of all girls, I was really scared when I found out I was carrying a member […]