Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
Some people can’t wait to become the woman that is their mother. Other women have spent their young lives thinking, “I’ll never be like that.” But guess what? You will. The minute you have a kid, it starts and before you know it – you’ve morphed into her. Wonder if it’s happening to you? Here are […]
I bet you follow a few of your favorite mom bloggers, right? But it’s impossible to keep up with everyone all the time. So just to make sure you’re not missing anything so funny, you’ll pee yourself, I thought I’d do a little Hilarious Mom Blog round-up. Here are some of my favorite funny mom […]
There’s nothing like a cursing toddler to make you check yourself, is there? It wasn’t until Asher (6) was first starting to talk that I even thought about what a potty mouth I had. Years of working in music, spending time in bars and being around my foul-mouthed friends (do you like the way I […]
Today is the realization of a lifelong dream for me. Over the weekend, just a little earlier than I was expecting, I was published. In a real book. That you can buy. And that I can, like, autograph. If anyone wants. (looksdownkicksrocks) And in 48 hours, that book — I Just Want To Pee Alone […]
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