Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
Every now and then I want to be inspirational. It’s not that often, perhaps, but even I stop wisecracking once in a while and get serious. Today I’m sharing one of my favorite pieces, full of very real – but still very funny – advice to my niece. All the things I wish I knew when […]
I originally wrote this post for the blog Mommy Shorts when she was just on the verge of explosion into second-time motherhood. I’d already been there for about 9 months at the time and was constantly struck by how different I was with the second one than the first one. With Asher, everything had to […]
This. This photo made me do a spit take. Like, a real spit take. With hot coffee. And I keep laughing every single time I think about it. So much so that if I’m out and about, people will look at me like I’m crazy cuz I’m just cackling away to myself, shaking my head […]
Just like first dates, playdates can go really wrong really, really fast. Just ask my friend Bad Playdate. This mom is so tenacious — no matter how many bad playdates she has, she just goes back for more. And chronicles them for you. To hilarious effect. I’m not a fan of playdates, honestly. I was […]
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