Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
Buy Holiday Honest Wine Labels for Moms (and my other versions) on etsy. Let’s be honest, moms. We love drinking wine. We neeeed our wine. And there’s no time we need our wine more than the holidays. What with all the hats we already wear – and now we’ve got to wear a Santa hat too? So […]
It’s been one year since our poor Mr. Jingles left us so tragically. A poor Elf on the shelf, gone way too soon. (For some people, but not for me.) Yes, it’s true. The Elf on the Shelf is dead. We are gathered together today to pay tribute to one of the fallen, Mr. Jingles. […]
A couple of years ago, I gave my husband a Wii for Christmas. He was very happy. So happy in fact, that he played way into the wii hours (see what I did there?) of the night and was so focused on the TV screen, he almost burned down the house. But more on that […]
This. This photo made me do a spit take. Like, a real spit take. With hot coffee. And I keep laughing every single time I think about it. So much so that if I’m out and about, people will look at me like I’m crazy cuz I’m just cackling away to myself, shaking my head […]
Oh yes, my friends. Mike couldn’t let the holidays go by without a little something for you. And why yes, it IS a middle finger. Seasons greetings! 10 Holiday Ass Whips What he said, by Mike Planned Celebrations – At work I am a planner, at home I like to just go with the flow. So, […]
A certain sad-sack once rescued a forlorn tree from certain Christmas oblivion, giving it a home and a single ornament to call its own. When Charlie Brown saw that sad, lonely tree, it spoke to him and he knew it was meant to be. This year, a tree spoke to my husband. Just like that. […]
My husband is Jewish and I’m Christian. We’ve been married for 8 years so we’ve figured out a way to make the holidays work for us. We celebrate Chrismukkah. And here for you, whether you’re an interfaith couple or not, is our very special holiday song — The 12 Days of Chrismukkah. It’s best sung […]
That moment when your kindergartner wakes you up because Santa has come and you pad out in your socked feet just hoping to grab a cup of coffee before the paper-shredding begins and then you see something peeking in your front door and you knit your brows, puzzled, but it’s followed immediately by a delighted […]
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