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The Elf on the Shelf is Dead

December 3, 2015 by Toulouse 29 Comments

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It’s been one year since our poor Mr. Jingles left us so tragically. A poor Elf on the shelf, gone way too soon. (For some people, but not for me.) Yes, it’s true. The Elf on the Shelf is dead. We are gathered together today to pay tribute to one of the fallen, Mr. Jingles. […]

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10 Things to Hate About the Holidays

December 18, 2013 by Toulouse 3 Comments

Oh yes, my friends. Mike couldn’t let the holidays go by without a little something for you. And why yes, it IS a middle finger. Seasons greetings! 10 Holiday Ass Whips What he said, by Mike Planned Celebrations – At work I am a planner, at home I like to just go with the flow. So, […]

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Naughty Doesn’t Begin To Describe It.

November 5, 2012 by Toulouse 6 Comments

Purvis the Perverted Elf
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I love the Elf on the Shelf. Not because he’s “cute.” Seeing as I’ve had a crippling fear of creepy-looking dolls coming alive at night and grabbing my feet when I step out of bed since I saw Chucky way back when, I don’t tend to think things like this are “cute.” I love the […]