Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
We know. You’ve spent all your time getting your little goblins and ghosts ready for Halloween and now you have nothing to wear yourself! And even worse, you’ll have to watch half the other women parade around as Sexy Pandas and Naughty Nurses while you sit in the house with the lights off because you’ve […]
While you’re out there on the internet trying to choose between the Sexy Donald Trump costume and the Sexy Pizza Rat costume, I thought I’d give you some better alternatives. Why? Because your family keeps you busy and these sexy halloween costumes for moms are so DIY, you’re probably already dressed. But first, go check […]
Sometimes I miss the old days where my New Year’s celebration ended with my head in the toilet from drinking too much champagne instead of my kid’s head in the toilet because he’s caught yet another stomach virus. Either way there’s vomit involved but at least I had earned it the fun way before kids. […]
Oh yes, my friends. Mike couldn’t let the holidays go by without a little something for you. And why yes, it IS a middle finger. Seasons greetings! 10 Holiday Ass Whips What he said, by Mike Planned Celebrations – At work I am a planner, at home I like to just go with the flow. So, […]
This post is several years old (my kids are now 9 and 4) and I just went down the list and I still stand by everything I said. These are the things they played with the most and the longest. At 9 and 5, they are still playing with the magnatiles, the gears, the bath […]
This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Luvocracy. I have a gifting faux pas story I’ve never shared with anyone. It’s been about 6 years since it happened and today, I’m getting it off my chest by sharing it not with one friend, but with every single one of you. My […]
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Traveling with kids is a nightmare. Don’t even get me started on the hours and hours of packing. Let’s just talk about the actual traveling portion of the event. I’m the kind of person who will have to pee for 2 hours before I’ll stop just because I wanna “make good time.” I’ll pack a […]
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