Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
Getting sick is the worst. Our family started off school season strong but in the last few weeks, several of us have fallen prey to various bugs. Poor Asher caught what seemed to be the same stomach virus twice and I was throwing my guts up last night. Too much information? Well anyway, cough and […]
Before I had kids, there was no one who would describe me as anything other than an extrovert. I went out all the time, I was social as could be, sometimes I even danced on tables if I’d had enough juice. But then becoming a parent turned me from an extrovert into an introvert. The […]
We know. You’ve spent all your time getting your little goblins and ghosts ready for Halloween and now you have nothing to wear yourself! And even worse, you’ll have to watch half the other women parade around as Sexy Pandas and Naughty Nurses while you sit in the house with the lights off because you’ve […]
I’m having this huge battle with the green-eyed monster lately. Well, I exaggerate. It’s not a huge battle but it’s at least a small one. There may not be guns or I dunno, cannons involved, more like one person has a spoon and the other has a feather duster and they’re just kind of slapping each […]
It’s time for the next edition of my roundup of the funniest moms on the internet. I’ve been scouring the www collecting the most hilarious posts for you and here are the ones that stood out in the unbearable heat of summer. Find a seat in the shade and get to reading, and maybe put on some Depends. It’s gonna […]
Levi’s now makes wedgie fit jeans. And that’s not just how people are referring to them because of how they fit – they are made that way ON PURPOSE and even CALLED Wedgie Fit. They come with a high waist, a wedgie and tapered legs. So basically, Mom Jeans are actually in style. I almost […]
Everyone who’s been around here for a while knows I like to play tricks on my husband. One of my very favorite is The Spaghetti Squash Test aka the “How To Torture Your Obsessive Compulsive Husband test.” I consider these “tricks” little tests that measure the strength of our marriage. Shut your trap, some of us […]
Summer is really swinging now and if you’re anything like us, you’ve already spent way more money trying to entertain the kids (and yourself) than you should’ve. Well, Mike to the rescue. He has really outdone himself this time. I mean, he spent some real time thinking up the most UNUSUAL free things to do […]
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