Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
Mike is sick and tired of the wussification of America and he wants you to stop your kids from turning into the little wussies he sees on playgrounds and in restaurants all over this damn country. I’m just gonna step out of the way like the wussy I am now and let him have the […]
Mike is back and for the first time ever, I think he truly wants to help you. I think Mike is here in an altruistic capacity. On a mission, if you will — to help you NOT SUCK. In particular, he wants you to not suck in teacher gift-giving. And he knows what sucks. He’s […]
Easter is coming and I thought you might want to be prepared with some things you can easily blame on the Easter Bunny. Enjoy this throw-back from a few years ago. 1. The death of the Elf on the Shelf. As evidenced by this crazy card created by East Coast Mommy blog, it is entirely […]
Are you as lazy as I am when it comes to getting up to go the bathroom to pee? I mean, I don’t play around when it’s poop time (unless I’m somewhere where I feel extremely uncomfortable about doing it) but when it comes to pee, I’ve always tried to hold it for as long […]
I love that in this post Mike was inspired solely by things that encourage laziness. The original title of this piece was just something like “People Who Should Be Drinking Free For The Rest of Their Lives Because They Invented These Things,” which in and of itself is pretty hilarious. But then I noticed that […]
Buy Valentine Honest Wine Labels for Moms (as well as my everyday honest wine labels and other holiday versions) on etsy now! Let’s be honest, moms. We love drinking wine. We neeeed our wine. And if there’s any time of year we deserve our wine, it’s Valentine’s Day. We’re buying and preparing 73 Valentines and an equal number of cupcakes for […]
2016 is upon us. 2015 was, well, challenging. I had many goals, most of which I didn’t achieve. But I did achieve some things I hadn’t planned – so yay for accidental successes, I guess. I usually let my hair grow long in the winter and instead, this Fall I got a great new short […]
Buy Holiday Honest Wine Labels for Moms (and my other versions) on etsy. Let’s be honest, moms. We love drinking wine. We neeeed our wine. And there’s no time we need our wine more than the holidays. What with all the hats we already wear – and now we’ve got to wear a Santa hat too? So […]
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