How Do You Backstep From Hussy?

How do you back step from the word HUSSY? When your kid gets his heart broken - @toulousentonic

I know that sounds like a new dance but it’s not. At least, not yet. Today, the little girl that broke my son’s heart decided after a couple of months that she wants to be his girlfriend again. He is ecstatic. Like soul-singing happy. It’s strange because he talked about his broken heart for a couple […]

The Elf on the Shelf is Dead

elf on the shelf, shenanigans, making messes, naughty

It’s been one year since our poor Mr. Jingles left us so tragically. A poor Elf on the shelf, gone way too soon. (For some people, but not for me.) Yes, it’s true. The Elf on the Shelf is dead. We are gathered together today to pay tribute to one of the fallen, Mr. Jingles. […]

The Sound That’s Going To Make Your Head Explode

How to stop the chaos with just one sound - @toulousentonic

Since my youngest boy became verbal, I’ve found that I mostly use only a handful of words, phrases and sounds on a daily basis – most of them meant to either stop a fight between the two boys or get them to stop making all the sounds. *post contains affiliate links I really think that […]

10 Treats The Bank Teller Should Be Giving Mom

10 treats the bank teller should be giving MOM - @toulousentonic

* Post may contain affiliate links They’re so sweet at our bank. Every time I go through the drive-thru with the kids and dog, they pass back a sucker for each kid and a milk bone for the dog with my deposit slip. Man, my kids and dog LOVE to go to the bank. I, however, […]

9 Bad Things My Kids Did That Made Me Laugh

When kids do bad things and you can't help but laugh - @toulousentonic

**posts may contain affiliate links Mike is back with a “What He Said” entry that’s definitely one of my favorites in a long time. I’d only gotten to #1 and I was LOL. This one is about those bad things kids do – and while you’re correcting them on the outside, you’re laughing your ass […]

Mumbling Through Marriage

Mumbling through marriage - because sometimes communication is a bad thing. @toulousentonic

I recently ran across this post of mine from about a year and a half ago and couldn’t stop laughing. My husband and I – our communication is bad but somehow it works for us. Read on for guaranteed LOLs. “Is zis a mas freezer man?” Gabe says to me as he passes through the […]

How To Be More Productive As A Stay At Home Mom

How to be more productive as a stay at home mom - @toulousentonic

Before I became a stay at home mom, I was a career gal for a looong time. I was used to the satisfaction of efficiently checking things off my list as I went through my day. But then I had a baby, decided to stay home with him – and everything changed. Everything except my […]

10 Things I Hate About Disney World (and some smart work arounds)

Things I Hate About Disney World - @toulousentonic

Last week, I wrote How To Stay Sane at Disney World, including tips about saving money and scoring that cocktail you need, even in the Magic Kingdom. We had a really great time at Disney World and Universal Studios but there is definitely an art to doing it right (read: not losing your entire wallet and […]

11205514_780557175393569_3754992084373442286_n
We're parenting. And we're laughing. Because it's better than crying.

Subscribe to my newsletter. I'm handier than a box of tissue

You have Successfully Subscribed!