Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
Mike’s been married for over 2 decades and yet he still doesn’t understand very much about women, by his own admission. In today’s “What He Said, by Mike,” he lays out his top 10 burning questions for you ladies. Please feel free to school him in the comments. I’ll hold him down while you beat […]
It’s time for another What He Said, by Mike. And this time he’s peeved, by just about everything you’re also pissed off about and some other random things. Read on for Mike’s list of people he’s prejudiced against. With all the recent fuss with celebrities like Paula Deen spewing racism and prejudices, I thought I’d […]
It’s time for another edition of What He Said, by Mike. Today, he’s taking on a whole decade and I hope he’s armed to the teeth because he’s up against The Culture Club, a pair of noisy parachute pants that make that “whoosh whoosh” sound when your thighs rub together and a highly pressurized can […]
Let’s go way, way back in time and assume Adam and Eve take one look at the apples, decide they’re nasty and refuse to even try them (in other words, they behave like my children). How would the world be different? Likely it would be different in every way, but because I like salacious stuff, […]
It’s time for another “What He Said, by Mike.” In true Mike fashion, he’s giving us all the many, varied reasons he thinks it’s better to be a dude than a chick. I can think of a few more, like, say, the higher salaries, the easy orgasms, the higher alcohol tolerance and the general lower […]
It’s another guest post in the series, “What He Said, by Mike.” Today, I hope you enjoy a male perspective on the show, The Bachelor. What? You didn’t think any men watched The Bachelor? What with all that trash-talking they do about the crazy chicks and the perpetually shirtless bachelor? Oh, they’re watching. They just […]
Hey ladies, it’s that time again. So many of you enjoyed Mike’s guest post, “The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Married to a Pregnant Woman” that I brought him back for more. This time, he’s telling it like it is about women letting it slide after they’ve been married awhile. What’s “it,” you ask? […]
After I wrote one of my popular posts, The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Pregnant, a very old friend, Mike, wrote me to say he’d had a strong reaction to my list. Such a strong reaction that he’d penned his own version — The Top Ten Sucky Things About Being Married To A Pregnant Woman. I’d […]
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