Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
This week, I presented another post in the feature, “What He Said, by Mike.” This one about how to know when your wife has gotten too comfortable with you. Mike presents valid arguments like she wears sweats and socks to bed and offers a complete lack of grooming down below…IF she offers anything. Am I […]
I have so much time on my hands as a SAHM with 2 little kids. I’m always lying about on my chaise lounge, flipping channels on the idiot-box while my full-time Eunuch feeds me juicy green grapes and fans me with a banana leaf. If you don’t know I’m being facetious right now, you are […]
At their request, I was wrestling with the boys last night and they said they wanted to “double team” me. Ick. That reminded me of this post so I thought I’d share it with you again. Last night, my kindergartner offered me a garish pink ring with a big crown on it and asked me […]
A long time, before the internet was around, there was a game we played to come up with our drag queen names. Anyone remember? Your DQ first name is the name of your very first pet and your DQ last name is the name of the first street you lived on. Mine is Ziggy Dillon. […]
I love the Elf on the Shelf. Not because he’s “cute.” Seeing as I’ve had a crippling fear of creepy-looking dolls coming alive at night and grabbing my feet when I step out of bed since I saw Chucky way back when, I don’t tend to think things like this are “cute.” I love the […]
My husband and I have had nothing but headaches trying to come up with a name for our upcoming baby boy. We’re almost 28 weeks along, and based on every other pregnant person I’ve encountered, maybe ever, we are already months behind schedule. I’ve looked through every single name in our 100,000 baby names book, […]
After I wrote one of my popular posts, The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Pregnant, a very old friend, Mike, wrote me to say he’d had a strong reaction to my list. Such a strong reaction that he’d penned his own version — The Top Ten Sucky Things About Being Married To A Pregnant Woman. I’d […]
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