Show Me The Magic

inflatable reindeer at door

That moment when your kindergartner wakes you up because Santa has come and you pad out in your socked feet just hoping to grab a cup of coffee before the paper-shredding begins and then you see something peeking in your front door and you knit your brows, puzzled, but it’s followed immediately by a delighted […]

The Best And Worst Thing About Chrismukkah (and win a FURBY!)

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The best thing about Chrismukkah and the worst thing about Chrismukkah? One word.  Two perspectives. Kid:  The best thing about Chrismukkah is the presents.  So many presents! Parent:  The worst thing about Chrismukkah is the presents.  So many presents! This is one aspect of combining Christmas and Hannukah that we haven’t figured out how to […]

The 12 Days of Chrismukkah (and My 1st Vlog)

Merry Chrismukkah from our house to yours!   The 12 Days Of Chrismukkah On the 1st day of Chrismukkah, my true love gave to me a Hannukah bush and a Christmas tree. On the 2nd day of Chrismukkah, my true love gave to me 2 dreidels spinning and a Hannukah bush and a Christmas tree. On […]

Life With A Pet Reindeer

Dear Santa letter asking for a reindeer

Last year, I took Asher to Macy’s so he could put his carefully crafted (by me) Dear Santa letter directly into Santa’s very own mailbox.  I made him stand on tippy toes and pretend to put the letter in the box for 10 minutes while I took photo after photo. It was the kind of […]

Naughty Doesn’t Begin To Describe It.

Purvis the Perverted Elf
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I love the Elf on the Shelf. Not because he’s “cute.” Seeing as I’ve had a crippling fear of creepy-looking dolls coming alive at night and grabbing my feet when I step out of bed since I saw Chucky way back when, I don’t tend to think things like this are “cute.” I love the […]

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