husbands – Toulouse and Tonic https://toulouseandtonic.com Making my kids hate me one post at a time. Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:39:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.17 39181224 How To Test Your Marriage https://toulouseandtonic.com/how-to-test-your-marriage/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/how-to-test-your-marriage/#respond Tue, 26 Jul 2016 11:00:05 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7788 Everyone who’s been around here for a while knows I like to play tricks on my husband. One of my very favorite is The Spaghetti Squash Test aka the “How To Torture Your Obsessive Compulsive Husband test.” I consider these “tricks” little tests that measure the strength of our marriage. Shut your trap, some of us […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/how-to-test-your-marriage/feed/ 0 7788 Terrible Marriage Tips https://toulouseandtonic.com/terrible-marriage-tips/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/terrible-marriage-tips/#respond Tue, 22 Sep 2015 13:23:37 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=7087 I’m sort of known for talking about my marriage (and my husband) and giving what might possibly be terrible marriage tips – all in good humor of course. But I honestly think there are probably some good lessons to be mined, even from my story about torturing my obsessive-compulsive husband with a spaghetti squash. Very specific, I […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/terrible-marriage-tips/feed/ 0 7087 15 Things My Husband Would Never Figure Out Without Me https://toulouseandtonic.com/15-things-husband-never-figure-without/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/15-things-husband-never-figure-without/#comments Sat, 13 Dec 2014 02:02:11 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6750 Earlier in the week, I wrote 15 Things I Would Never Figure Out Without My Husband but let’s be real.  The main reason I wrote that is so I could write this. And though the title 15 things my husband would never figure out without me is slightly inflammatory, it’s still funny.  I admit, my husband is a […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/15-things-husband-never-figure-without/feed/ 7 6750 15 Things I Would Never Figure Out Without My Husband https://toulouseandtonic.com/15-things-never-figure-without-husband/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/15-things-never-figure-without-husband/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2014 17:41:58 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6752 I’ll be honest with you. The title 20 things I would never figure out without my husband is not particularly accurate. I’m pretty smart and used to be very self-sufficient before I had someone around upon which to foist my learned helplessness. I’d probably figure out (or already know) how to do most of these things if I […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/15-things-never-figure-without-husband/feed/ 1 6752 10 (more) Sucky Things About Being Married to a Pregnant Woman https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-sucky-things-married-pregnant-woman/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-sucky-things-married-pregnant-woman/#comments Wed, 23 Jul 2014 13:56:04 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6440 A while back, I invited a friend of mine named Mike to write a guest post for my blog after he sent me some thoughts about my post The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Pregnant.  Let’s just say that Mike is not afraid to go there.  His post The Top 10 Sucky Things About […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-sucky-things-married-pregnant-woman/feed/ 3 6440 The Funniest Moms on the Internet https://toulouseandtonic.com/funniest-moms-internet/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/funniest-moms-internet/#comments Wed, 25 Jun 2014 21:45:33 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6295 I bet you follow a few of your favorite mom bloggers, right?  But it’s impossible to keep up with everyone all the time.  So just to make sure you’re not missing anything so funny, you’ll pee yourself, I thought I’d do a little Hilarious Mom Blog round-up.  Here are some of my favorite funny mom […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/funniest-moms-internet/feed/ 1 6295 The Worst Pickup Lines Ever Heard https://toulouseandtonic.com/worst-pickup-lines-ever-heard/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/worst-pickup-lines-ever-heard/#comments Mon, 24 Mar 2014 12:41:41 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=6026 A good friend and I were recently reminiscing about our single days and she reminded me of this little gem of a pickup line a guy once used on me. As I was leaving the dance floor in a noisy club, he grabbed my arm, leaned into my ear and shouted, “You dance sexy — […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/worst-pickup-lines-ever-heard/feed/ 9 6026 I Just Want To Be Alone. You Want It Too. https://toulouseandtonic.com/just-want-alone-want/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/just-want-alone-want/#comments Tue, 25 Feb 2014 04:10:16 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5922 As most of you know, I’m rather fond of writing about my husband. You know, things like how I can’t understand a single word out of his mouth, and how I have to go to dramatic lengths to get him home from work on time, and how I test out his level of psychosis with […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/just-want-alone-want/feed/ 2 5922 10 Ways To Annoy Your Man During the Super Bowl https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-ways-annoy-man-super-bowl/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-ways-annoy-man-super-bowl/#comments Tue, 28 Jan 2014 03:37:55 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=5866 *To prove that I’m not into Pro Ball, the following post is an older one and the teams I talk about in here are not even the teams playing in the SuperBowl. I don’t think. Either way, the post is funny and the techniques will work to annoy your man to death. So proceed. I’m […]

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]]> https://toulouseandtonic.com/10-ways-annoy-man-super-bowl/feed/ 14 5866 How To Torture Your Obsessive Compulsive Husband https://toulouseandtonic.com/a-husband-a-spaghetti-squash-and-a-scorecard/ https://toulouseandtonic.com/a-husband-a-spaghetti-squash-and-a-scorecard/#comments Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:53:19 +0000 https://toulouseandtonic.com//?p=4972 My husband is many things.  One of those things is a good sport.  Which is why he’s okay with me putting things like 8 Signs Your Husband is Annoying Your Around The House and The Top 10 Ways to Get Your Husband to Leave Work on Time all over the interweb.  (And despite what some […]

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