Making my kids hate me one post at a time.
Today, I have a surprise for you. Mike is not all snark. He has a real, beating heart under there – and some serious smarts when it comes to raising kids. Since his kids are young adults and mine are still little curtain-climbers, I’m gleaning some wisdom from this post while I laugh. I bet […]
A good friend and I were recently reminiscing about our single days and she reminded me of this little gem of a pickup line a guy once used on me. As I was leaving the dance floor in a noisy club, he grabbed my arm, leaned into my ear and shouted, “You dance sexy — […]
A million particles of cosmic riffraff dance in the first rays of morning sunshine creeping their way through my bedroom blinds. Even half asleep, seeing it makes me afraid to breathe in. These thoughts and my deeply furrowed brow might brand me a philosopher in your eyes. But no. It’s just a hangover. And it’s […]
My husband is many things. One of those things is a good sport. Which is why he’s okay with me putting things like 8 Signs Your Husband is Annoying Your Around The House and The Top 10 Ways to Get Your Husband to Leave Work on Time all over the interweb. (And despite what some […]
This week, I presented another post in the feature, “What He Said, by Mike.” This one about how to know when your wife has gotten too comfortable with you. Mike presents valid arguments like she wears sweats and socks to bed and offers a complete lack of grooming down below…IF she offers anything. Am I […]
Hey ladies, it’s that time again. So many of you enjoyed Mike’s guest post, “The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Married to a Pregnant Woman” that I brought him back for more. This time, he’s telling it like it is about women letting it slide after they’ve been married awhile. What’s “it,” you ask? […]
(post contains affiliate links) Staying at home with kids all day long is one of the fastest ways to go effing crazy. Most days, I exhaust every last iota of my mental, emotional and physical capacity AT LEAST an hour before my husband is due home from work. Which means I’m counting every single second […]
After I wrote one of my popular posts, The Top 10 Sucky Things About Being Pregnant, a very old friend, Mike, wrote me to say he’d had a strong reaction to my list. Such a strong reaction that he’d penned his own version — The Top Ten Sucky Things About Being Married To A Pregnant Woman. I’d […]
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